a pandering, odious dairy product of a person. A person you can only stand 1 to 2 servings of a day. Often accompanied by a blasphemous fruit. He schmeres himself like the fibrous poop that he is amongst any starchy company that he finds himself with. Unloved especially by the lactose intolerant.
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A multitasking sex position in which one male partner performs butt sex on his other male parter (typically doggystyle), which eating a burger from Five Guys, while watching the Chicago Cubs game but having no idea what is actually happening in the game.
Ronny and Keith had a cheeseburger in paradise yesterday. The cubs lost. And yet, they were still happy.
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The term comes from one such meaningless conversation in which the relative bouyancy of cheese was hotly debated for many hours.
The term comes from one such meaningless conversation in which the relative bouyancy of cheese was hotly debated for many hours.
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