Dick Cheese Jones

A noun used to describe a person who reeks of dick cheese. Formally created in the Thai culture, the first dick cheese jones was forged by a mystery known as daroni. You can only be born a dick cheese jones.

Also, a synonym for mags.

"Hey! It's me!" - Muhammed
"Shut the fuck up, ya dick cheese jones!" Edward

by lovestoshart January 11, 2012

Chimi-cheesers

When you eat a lot of chimichangas or other Mexican food with lots of cheese, and develop a case of hot, runny farts along with painful cramps, and often diarrhea.

After eating two platefuls of enchiladas last night I woke up with the chimi-cheesers.

by Wolfgang Sebastian von Weber August 2, 2009

Cheese Guru

Cheese Guru is a B.S certification used to impress those IT people with more certs than anyone could ever know.

Don - Well I'm a CCSP, CIPT-DS/OS/SS, CWLAN-DS/SS and my poop doesn't stink either. What certs do you have

Tom - I'm the almighty Cheese Guru. Why don't you blow me.

by Capt Spanky October 2, 2007

Cheese Button

The place on a baby that facilitates the 'emission' of 'cheese' ie: solid curds resembling a web of mozzarella

"Man, what happened you??!! You like an extra out of "Ghostbusters"

"I just hit the baby's cheese button"

by Annie's Mum May 11, 2009

Cheese Eagle

One who consumes a large amount of cheese/food daily with their giant eagle like claws.

A hairy, angry crane armed/hand man.

1 - "That guy at the buffet has been back seven times! Wow, what a cheese eagle!"

2 - The angry cheese eagle used his grappler like skills to obtain cheese from the otherside of the table.

by NemisisNat November 23, 2010

Cheeseburger Daddy

Cheeseburger daddy is a man who gives a woman mcdonalds for pleasure.

A: hey man you take those two hippos out for mcdonalds?
B:What can i say im a cheeseburger daddy.

by RealJesusChrist November 28, 2010

cheese piece

a cheese piece (sandwich) is a girl who is not very attractive but you would still shag her i.e. I wouldn't go out my way for a cheese piece but if there was one there I'd eat it!

Dude that chicks a cheese piece!

by ChrisCal84 November 14, 2013