Cheesexual

The sexual attraction to cheese

OMG... I have a crush on that cheese right there... am I cheesexual?

by calicogaymencumpenis April 4, 2025

cheeseball

someone who is extremely cheesy and need to take a bath cs they STANK. Often taking showers once to three times a year.This person Is extremely dangerous to be around. Their odor can KNOCK YOU OUT!!!!!

person1: Man Diddy was STANK asl today. He needed to take a shower

person2: I know man, he a cheeseball

by damyreonstank101 May 13, 2025

Cheeseboy

An individual which tries to fit in with “the hood,” but does not really belong there

The general rule for the disses in “They Not Like Us” by Kendrick Lamar is on the grounds of Drake being a cheeseboy

by o23gfh October 29, 2025

Cheesebender

A person who has the ability to bend cheese. Similar to the way that water bending works in the avatar movies (it's self explanatory, you can bend water).

Jack is a cheesebender. He is very good at it.

by cheesemaker_67 November 15, 2025

Cheesebagger

A person who is chronically lame, soft, or otherwise unable to hang when the moment calls for it; One who dodges responsibility, disappears when the bill comes due, or mysteriously forgets debts - financial, social, or moral.

PD didn’t even hesitate, looked right at Daul at the Compound and said, ‘You gonna square up or keep acting like a cheesebagger?’ The room went silent. Debts remained unpaid.

by Corey Daul December 24, 2025

norwegian cheeseball

The act of collecting your fumunda cheese and serving it to guests at a party.

Anybody bring the Norwegian cheeseball to the Super Bowl party?

by scorpionoid December 3, 2014

Wisconsin cheesecurd

When you get analy probed by someone dressed up as an alien that probes you with a crutch and fills you with cheese.

Slayer analy probed a kid at the skatepark. The kid felt like a hot mozzarella stick when slayer was done. This is the Wisconsin cheesecurd.

by Yeetadeet May 5, 2019