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Captain Redhead

The superhero which results from the combination of Twin 1 and Twin 2, both redheads supreme.
Think of all the superheroes you can, imagine all their powers combined into one being, add redhair and a voice that has been known to make women swoon and you have Captain Redhead. He is 6'5" tall.
Captain Redhead has never actually been called forth because his mere presence on earth would cause all of female humanity to faint, which could result in major traffic accidents. Also his hair absorbs solar rays.
By your Twin powers combined, I am Captain Redhead!
by Redhead Twin 1 January 5, 2008
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captain zulu

a large green and yellow bong for use in Oregon only.
"woah, dude... captain zulu totally made me piss my pants!!!"
by Max Sugerman May 28, 2008
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Captain Christopher Pike

One who is caught off guard, and goes into shock when asked a question under pressure and just freezes up staring straight ahead. Refers to specially-seated, paralyzed character in an early episode of Star Trek who was motionless, jaw slacked and could only communicate via flashing lights with a yes or no.
Can be contracted to Piked-up or Pike with a capital P out of respect.
Joe was asked why they should spend 30 million on our project design and not theirs and he just gave us a Captain Christopher Pike for what seemed like forever.
Man that dude just Piked-up on me with nutin' ta say.
by Badwsky February 7, 2009
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Captain Queef

A title attributed to a female who navigates through sexual intercourse with consistent and audible gusts of vaginal air.

A woman who queefs a lot
"Thanks for the ride, Captain Queef. What's on tv?"
by Dr. Silly Penis August 27, 2009
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captain was here

a perfect and valid reasonable excuse for any random acts caused by consumption of mass quantities of Captain Morgan.
this includes but not limited to, phone calls,text messages,strange photographs,breaking noses,the use of fireworks indoors,deciding that you should run for president, or sword fighting a ninja.

Usually followed by a phone call to your Dad or brother and then requesting someone to give you a bucket, but not necessarily in that particular order.
(phone ringing) dad answers "Hey this is Frank"
Yack : yo yo yo yo yooooooo!

Dad: Yo yo, its 3:30 in the am, what in tarnation do you want?

Yack: I just wanted to tell you that I LOVE MAN !!

Dad : Thanks ?

Yack: No, I mean I LOVE YOU MAN ! Really, I do!!
....... hold on... I think I need a bucket...

The next day
Dad: Damnit all Yack, what the hell was your problem last night?

Yack: CAPTAIN WAS HERE!!!!!
by reverend gov June 23, 2010
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Captain Birds Eye

To finger a girl who was a vile odours seeping from her grizzly love cave. one preformed this act you become captain birds eye from the infamous fish finger band.

you may start as seaman birds eye but eventually rise to the rank of admiral birds eye once fingered enough rough girls.
John - i fingered Jane last night

Adam - wow man you've earn you rank of Captain Birds eye
by B.DOT-ONDAGE October 2, 2010
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Captain Canuk

The Canadian version of Captain America... he rides On a Moose and Shoots Hocky Pucks out of his hands... if he's feeling drained of energy he drinks Maple Syrup to replenish his abilities. his side kick is Dudley Do Right!!!
LOOK IN THE SKY ITS A FUCKIN' MOOSE!? OH... its just Captain Canuk and Bullwinkle with his trusty sidekick.. Dudley.. OOUUFF. (proceding to be hit in the nuts with a hockey puck.)
by k.sfbhklsfbhlskj October 4, 2011
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