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rim-chair

A rim-chair is a stool with adjustable legs and a toilet seat so you can lower it right over a sitting guy's mouth & tongue so you can give his boy-hole a Randy Rim-Job.
Chris bought us all a rim-chair so now Matt and I can give each other a Randy Rim Job!
by USAF Cadet October 22, 2020
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chair, mad as a

hatstand (q.v.)
"mad as a chair"
by Stan Grytviken April 1, 2003
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chairo

A person who spend his life doing anything, smoking weed and think they're not guilty about their poverty cause the capitalism controls the souls of people.
Chairo: I have to find a job, but I don't know where
Juan: in McDonalds and Starbucks! they always need people
Chairo: pff, fuck off. Better die than work for pigs capitalisms

Juan: but I've been working in Starbucks for five years...
Chairo: that's what the pigs capitalisms wants you to do. You're making money for them while you just earn a little tiny piece of shit.
by Maverick.95 November 4, 2015
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Chaila

A massive tall dude with an afro who needs to have afro babies and can be a woman or a man (multi gender name)
"hey chaila!!"
"hey wassup??"
"nothing really, just walking"
"oh coool"
"when you gonna have your afro babies??"
"man im not sure, need to find the right gal"
"ah well, good luck with that stud"
by Chocolateaddict June 18, 2009
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Chairacist

A person (or persons) who talk shit about other people's chairs. Usually a sign of social ignorance or used as a diversionary tactic from "couch" companies trying to bring negative energy onto the competition.
Kyle: "Nice chair Brendo did you buy it at the flea market?"
Brendo: "Actually I got it at the leading office supply company, down the road"
Kyle: "Ive seen sturdier legs on a starving Ethiopian quadriplegic"
Brendo: "YOU DONT SAY THAT, YOU CHAIRACIST SON OF A GUN"
by GreyGooseAndHoes November 5, 2011
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Chair Love

The ultimate sign of affection.

The grabbing of the back of a chair and it shaking vigorously.
I gave Matt some chair love the other day. He loved it.
by Anon-mouse October 6, 2008
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Chair hog

An extremely lazy person who has to sit all the time
My fat brother is such a chair hog.
by Anonymochka December 19, 2008
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