Medical Caffeine

The drink of choice required by many to just survive another day. It comes in many flavors, varieties, brands, and dosages, to fit the individuals' needs.

Common withdrawal symptoms may include drowsiness, headache, and weakness, which can suddenly become fits of rage, screaming, decapitation, murder, and mayhem against those who attempt to force them to communicate or interact, before they are sufficiently medicated. THIS IS A VERY DANGEROUS CONDITION. Do not attempt to approach these individuals.

Child #1: "Mom, Can you take me down to ...

Mom: "RRROOOAAARRR!!!"

Child #2: "I should've warned you, she hasn't had her Medical Caffeine, yet.

by hoppin'joe July 5, 2011

coochie chafers

(n.) When a girl with no standards wears extra short shorts that literally stop at your vagina. And although girls don't show it in their face, when they walk the tightness of those shorts causes friction when they walk. (Side effects: friction that leads to chaffing and eventually camel toe.)

Damn! Look at the jawn with the coochie chafers on!

by nbtsinger September 19, 2012

Thomas Caffrey

A Ginger Eejit

Thomas Caffrey is a Ginger Eejit!

by Cian Mayo4Sam October 21, 2014

adam caffrey

Adam Caffrey is a YouTube star that only started he is beginning to get subscribers but is still low.

He is very sexy and gets all the girls. He is 12 and good friends with ayeitzanto/antony and scoot central/kyle Tate

Your such a Adam caffrey

by Boooooqwee July 3, 2017

kaleb caffey

the best guy you could ever meet, is the sweetest and most caring guy ever :p

that guy is totally a kaleb caffey, keep him.

by hey12345hey54321 July 5, 2017

Wanky Chafers

Putting pounds of mud up your ass and then farting.

Man I tried Wanky Chafers and that shit hurt man. My ass cheeks got stuck together and it reeked like mouldy cheese. Fuck you Reddit

by PikBoi June 12, 2020

The Caffey

The CPR device for giving high quality CPR like they did in the old days.

Fuck bro, she coded grab the caffey

by Russalami April 15, 2021