assless chaps

a brief escape hatch of someones ass in the rear end of there trousers orpants etc

a hooded night with a hole on his rear end (rectum) cutaway in pants trousers etc
assless chaps

by sucked duck October 14, 2008

capsworthy

Something so amazing it is worthy of being typed in capital letters.

HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY is so capsworthy!

by Mat April 24, 2005

Clapster

A person with a suspeced STD or who visits the doctors a lot.

The "Clapster" is off work again

by pishuptours R us February 9, 2009

Caps Lock

The System Administrator's bane. This is how most sys admins quickly realize who has absolutely no business using a computer. Generally will have to make deskside service calls on a regular basis because a user's password "just doesn't work." Requires a five second hit of the Caps Lock key and everything is good.

That's the fourth time in two weeks I've had to go in to deal with that compfused idiot! Why can't he just press the caps lock key before calling me?

by superslacker87 July 13, 2009

clankin colorado capsul

A pill capsule fill with some crazy colorado dope.

Steven took a clankin colorado capsul and ive never seen any one so geatered out in my life

by stephin April 7, 2005

craps

not to be confused with the gambling game, craps is when 2 ppl drop trough, push their assholes together, and then one of them shits. there is betting, however, only in THIS game, you bet on whether the shit will squish or go in.

Hey you ready to play craps tonight?

ya i got my money all ready. so what casino are we going to?

.... 0.0

by Courtney R. Klein November 17, 2006

time capsule

When one releases a quantity of diarrhea into a thermos, seals the vessel, then forces the capsule up into their rectum to be opened at a later date.

Thomas has a time capsule that he says I can open on friday.

by sanchezsko December 28, 2008