Carson

That one friend who secretly watches porn when you're not looking

Random Bestie: I'm gonna slap the shit out of you Carson

by ok m8 June 3, 2021

Carson

The kind of guy you find in the hood selling cocaine covered chicken wings. The type of guy who can get you into anywhere.

He has a big dick, and is really into people named dilly 👀. He's really athletic, smart, cute, and funny. He's the best type of friend you'll ever get. He's loyal.

A guy who would do anything for you, he can do anything.

Person: Jesus, Carson is so cute and funny. I wish wish had someone like him.

by Rando user June 4, 2021

CARSONFOLES1

CARSONFOLES1 is the greatest player in Football Fusion history

CARSONFOLES1 IS SEXY

by CARSONFOLES1 June 23, 2021

Carson

Carson is a sweet girl and will never ever not be loyal and will always be kind. Carson’s will be bossy sometimes and will always get what they want from there aunts.

Cousin 1: Omg Carson!
Cousin 2: YAY!

by Anime rocks22 June 29, 2021

Carson

*insert definition of perfect or whatever

“Wow you see that guy carson yea hes super hot and sexy and cool and funny!”

by Ballshahafart July 5, 2021

carsonpookiepoo

Carsonpookiepoo is the best, funniest, coolest mutuals I could ever have. I love them

Fan- who is that?

Jamespottersgrave- who is that? That is carsonpookiepoo of course.

Fan- wow they are so cool

by Jamespottersgrave biggest fan! August 26, 2021

Carsonism

Carsonism is the religion that revolves around worshiping Carson aka God himself. Carson holds a very strong power that no other regular mortal could ever posses. He is God and is the one to follow in life. He does as he pleases so you better make sure to please him.

"Hey have you heard about Carsonism?" "Yeah i have actually, im joining their ceremony tomorrow." "Great, cant wait to see you there."

by Carsons most loyal acolyte September 30, 2021