Carson

A guy who has no aura. Cannot compare to anyone with the name Garrett

Carson has no aura

by CarsonHasNoAura June 9, 2025

Carson

Carson is that man who will always have your back no matter what. He’s a Mormon boy who has all the moves and will play w/ your head all the freakin time. If you think he’s interested ask or he will move on to the next girl in his que of baddies he’s pulled. Good at basketball but terrible at surfing.

He can roll with any situation and is great at disappearing and reappearing. He is not an Npc tho and if u say that he’ll pound u.

He also got GOD LEVELS OF RIZZ.

You: My boi Carson don stole my girl
Your Boi: Join the club foo it’s happened to everyone at this point
You: I must learn his ways
Carson(appears out of nowhere): All will be learned in due time

by BlackCaliforniaHomie December 4, 2022

Crackhouse Carson

A reference to the death of the frontman of the fictional band Insert Dumbass Name Here, Thomas Carson, who died via an overdose when he shot up ketamine in an abandoned house.

Person One: Shit bro, my homie died.
Person Two: How'd it happen?
Person One: Overdose.
Person Two: Heh. Crackhouse Carson.

by Wilbertothy3 December 22, 2022

Carson Cassidy

a tiny piece of shit from texas. mr. cassidy likes disney so much he wants to fuck walt diseny when he grows. he also is so fat he cant fit in a A380(the worlds biggest airplane). he also jacks during ror routes and does other shit.

carson cassidy in routes: 10-9 i cant hear you

by biden joe December 29, 2022

Carson Albert

A name that only fat ahh dudes have. They have a 90% chance of having autism and not being able to spell. They can’t pull either.

Carson Alberts swears he gets play at the functions.

by Bigpapa7 September 18, 2023

carson

a friend who dresses like a manilla envelope, and is such a caretaker friend. He chefs up whenever you’re hungry and always makes sure you’re well fed. He is the spearhead of the sassy man apocalypse, and he rocks a turtleneck like a German milf. You’d be honored to be his friend. He is brutally honest but always acts out of the kindness of his heart. His kryptonite is a good ole glass of wine.

Yo did you see Carson out like a light with his room smelling like my grandma’s house?

Yeah he’s such a good friend!

by Bignoosa September 23, 2023

Soggy Carson

Fellow kinfolk gather around a kneeled Carson and unload the legacy of their future generations.

Pullover! Let’s get a quick round of soggy Carson in before we get there.

by Jum9/7/ October 6, 2023