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Canadian Fishing Trip

Crossing the bridge from Detroit to Windsor, ON to go to the strip clubs.
The strip clubs in Detroit were just not raunchy enough so we went on a Canadian Fishing Trip
by CC June 3, 2004
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Canadian Swamp Logger

The act of defecating in a females mouth while having oral sex and cramming the poop log in with your penis. dirty.
Bro i gave Taylor the dirtyst Canadian swamp logger you have ever seen last night.
by Dirtysanchezmongrel January 16, 2010
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Canada

One of the world's greatest spots *little known fact, worth repeating over and over in every post*. Don't come live here, but we will be refreshingly sweet and helpful with directions if you do decide to visit.
/rant
Are people seriously using "America's hat" as an insult? Seriously? You can't think of anything more insightful to observe than "they are located above us; we must disdainfully refer to Canada as Our Hat. Nothing could be more ingenious!"

Okay, fine... thank you for keeping our balls warm.
/end rant
by Aiko Marie January 8, 2009
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Canadian Tux

The combination of a jean jacket, and jean pants.
"Dude you see that Mexican's canadian tux? Gross."
by HiImPhil September 26, 2006
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canadian ninja shark

A shark from Canadian decent with prior ninja training, tends to jump thousands of miles inland to attack small children(usually infants).
Oh Shit! the canadian ninja shark again!
by canadian ninja shark fan March 21, 2008
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canadian donut

the male on female equivalent of the rusty trombone, performing analingus on a female while fondling her genitalia with your thumb and fingers, as if holding and eating a donut.
Oh man, those BC girls love to get rimmed. I'm having a Canadian Donut tonight!
by Jefe McS July 6, 2009
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canada

The area to the north of America (that's up on a normal map).
Think of it as the brain of North America, with the United States being the mouth, and Mexico being the beard.

Despite popular belief Canada's army is one of the best trained army's in the world since we invest almost our entire military budget in training as apposed to America who invests in technology. The combination of the two is unstoppable (see: Devil's Brigade).

Yes we do love hockey, and most Canadians would have a lot more respect for Americans didn't vote for George the second. However Canada and America are still like Maple Syrup and Pancakes, or BL & T, or maybe even a Chocolatey Outside and a creamy Caramel center.

(Just remember that Michael Cera from Superbad is Canadian).
"Hey what's on the other side of the toll booth with the big line up"
"That's Canada"
by TerdFerguson January 4, 2008
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