Cancer Burrito

A spicy red burrito which contains 700 calories of processed beef and will give anyone who consumes it the major shits. Cancer burritos should be consumed no more than once a week at the very most and should not be consumed at all if possible. Symptoms of the cancer burrito include: massive shits, constipation, stomach pains, sudden weight gain, addiction to the burrito and sudden decrease of the senses.

Josh: Dude why did you just get a cancer burrito!
David: I'm addicted to them now, if I dont have one I start to get withdrawls.
Josh: o0o0o0o0o0o0o DEADLY!
David: You know it!

by FRISKET July 28, 2008

Cance

The cool word that all the hip kids are using to shorten "cancer."

Hey, dawg, my momz has the cance. This bites!

by KylePooder March 5, 2017

bracket cancer

What you get when teams that you projected to go far in the NCAA tournament lose early on.

I got a bad case of bracket cancer after Vermont knocked off Syracuse.

by Hakim March 18, 2005

cancer

a disease lacking in humor, surplussing in tumor.

holy shit dude, that 6 centimeter mass in your lungs has no sense of humor. what a killjoy.

also, cancer.

by Hawaiian Dicking July 10, 2009

butthole cancer

A less serious name for anal and/or colon cancer

Dr. Gupta: You have butthole cancer.

Mr. Larrity: What are you talking about?

Dr. Gupta: It affects 99% of CEOs and 100% of politicians at some point in their lives. We will have to remove your butthole before it spreads.

by ThomasGRogan November 26, 2009

cancelbot

a computer program that attempts to automatically remove apparent spam messages

The cancelbot removed all the messages from [e-mail]

by Nora Inu October 26, 2003

cancer flare

A cigarette or a cigar

Hey bro can i get one of those cancer flares?

by phoenix422 June 12, 2007