Contact Cancer

Essentially the same thing as contact high, except you are absorbing cancer rather than THC.

Bebel was shitposting so hard, it gave me contact cancer.

by Vintoriak September 13, 2016

Creamy cancer

When a male ejaculates on a migdets penis.

Ah yeah, he had some creamy cancer with my cousin

by Bigdicczaver December 20, 2017

cancer vase

A hookah

The party I attended had no less than 10 cancer vases

by Bob Da Vinci November 6, 2018

double cancer

the result of getting anally fucked by cancer. this rare dsease is spread by phil swift. if you see phil and all he can seeis martians run your mother fucking ass off or youll get anally fucked.
also caused when someone that is close to you converts into a larry enticer.

"my dad got double cancer now because of phil swift."

by hgygyg November 14, 2018

cancerous tumor

I pain in the arse

Cancerous tumors have fucked more people then I have

by TheBeard December 27, 2013

physical cancer

physical cancer is something that occurs when you become a furry

"man that furry is physical cancer"

by dog fricker May 14, 2015

Cancer Factory

The Tobacco Industry, specifically the factories that produce tobacco products.

The Cancer Factory is turning out more cigarettes today than 10 years ago.

by JRFRAS October 2, 2014