Canadas history

A country that surley needs to grow a set And is a cluster fuck of debacles that is waisting the time of all em lil bitches in Canada.

Canadas history has Too many Mexicans in Canada and has a magazine called the "Beaver" fuckin fail . -.-

by Luvstosplooge February 4, 2010

canadas history

while in mexico, smoking, drinking, sun tanning and not tipping, like mom, dad, medical insurance plan, and your home government are not watching.

while in puerto vallarta canadas history on more than one occasion wrecked a perfectly wonderful, meal, boat ride or nite out at the club-)

by nutriaoso February 5, 2010

canada's history

A sexual act in which a necrophiliac moose skull f*ck's the skull of another moose using maple syrup as lubricant before sh*tting in the Stanley Cup.

Eh! Those two moose's are Canada's History on our porch. Get the camera!

by DickSweats February 5, 2010

Canada's history

Eating the feces of someone who has consumed a large quantity of Canadian whiskey.

My date and I got really drunk on Glen Breton Rare last night. We eventually ended up in the sack and she let me taste a bit of Canada's history.

by rorytony February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A super beaver( OR a super vagina)

Canada's history? There's a such thing?!?

by Nicaraguan Thunder February 4, 2010

Canada's History

America's hat. Est. 1867

"Canada's History is cold, and not very protective from harsh elements. We should get a new one."

by Dan-was-here February 5, 2010

Canada's History

A sex act that is too discusting for broadcast on network television.

It can also be likened to female anatomy or furry woodland creature (beaver).

I asked her to perform Canada's History, so she asked her sister to join us.

by ColbertReportFan February 4, 2010