Canadas history

A country that surley needs to grow a set And is a cluster fuck of debacles that is waisting the time of all em lil bitches in Canada.

Canadas history has Too many Mexicans in Canada and has a magazine called the "Beaver" fuckin fail . -.-

by Luvstosplooge February 4, 2010

canadas history

while in mexico, smoking, drinking, sun tanning and not tipping, like mom, dad, medical insurance plan, and your home government are not watching.

while in puerto vallarta canadas history on more than one occasion wrecked a perfectly wonderful, meal, boat ride or nite out at the club-)

by nutriaoso February 5, 2010

canada's history

A sexual act in which a necrophiliac moose skull f*ck's the skull of another moose using maple syrup as lubricant before sh*tting in the Stanley Cup.

Eh! Those two moose's are Canada's History on our porch. Get the camera!

by DickSweats February 5, 2010

Canada's history

Eating the feces of someone who has consumed a large quantity of Canadian whiskey.

My date and I got really drunk on Glen Breton Rare last night. We eventually ended up in the sack and she let me taste a bit of Canada's history.

by rorytony February 4, 2010

canada's history

When two or more Canadians, in a snowy field, strip each other down only using moose antlers until each victim is a bloody mess of antler scrapes all over their body. Then, maple syrup is poured over each as the shove the Stanley Cup up their rears while reciting the Canadian Mounty's oath of freedom.

Hey Bob, I heard it just snowed again- wanna go do "Canada's History" in my backyard? I've got the Stanley Cup on loaner.

by skullanator February 5, 2010

canada's history

the act of shoving Stephen Cobert's Grammy in a hole in a maple tree and waiting for an American speed skater to come out of the hole to see if there are 6 more weeks of winter.

I just finished the doing the canada's history, looks like im going to be wearing my Colbert long johns for another 6 weeks.

by boredsiueguy. February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A one time a year sex act. During the third period of the seventh game of the Stanley Cup finals. Maple syrup is poured from a Stanley Cup replica onto the ass of your partner. The partner is then spanked with Moose antlers while singing "O Canada". If the antler sticks, a blow job ensues until climax , when the ejaculate is mixed with the maple syrup to release the stuck antler.(also called "pulling the goalie").

Remember the time we did "Canada's History" and you forgot to "pull the goalie"?

No. It's been so long since a Canadian team has played for the Stanley Cup.

by Colbert's sheep February 10, 2010