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Home of the "Gang", a group of Juniors who feel the need to talk so loud that the entire lounge hears. While speaking to their friend who is 2 feet away from them, they tend to shout and look around the lounge to make sure people are looking at them and to see who is listening. Most of time people are looking, only not out of envy, which they think people are, but more-so thinking to themselves "would they please shut up?". They also feel the need to shout about their drunken/coke-infested/high weekends, thinking that no one else does these "rebellious" things. Well, we're all laughing sooooo hard right now! We <3 the gang!
"OMG do you remember falling off the chair when you were SO DRUNK on friday?!"
"ahaha no, i fell off the chair?!?" (this all being 2 feet away from each other, shouting, so everyone else hears)
by tori spelling!!! April 24, 2005
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Canada's History

An unspeakable sex act involving reenacting the most important parts of Canadian history. Let's just say, someone plays the Queen, and the other person has to ask permission to secede at some point towards the end.

Also involved: Question Hour in the House of Commons.
"Man, we were working on a Canada's History, and she got all Stephen Harper on my ass."
by lull89 February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

Canada's History is summed up as Two Girls in a cup, Tub Girl, The Stanley Cup, Bottle of Maple Syrup, Beavers, Moose Antlers, and Rocky and Bullwinkle all having sex while watching Stargate.
The most horrific thing you could possibly imagine, Canada's History.
by The Colbert Nations February 5, 2010
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calabasas

probobly one of the greatest cities on the face of the planet. Harvard University did a study in 2002 about the most desirable place to live on the planet. this study was a Stratified Random Sample (SRS) of every major province in the world. The study took 3 years to complete. The surveyors used a 95% confidence interval. Basically the study was extremely accurate. At the end of the study they found that the united states was the most desirable place to live, they did a sub study and found that of those who wanted to live in the united states or already live in the united states, 82.46% want to live in the state of California; next they found that 92.17% want to live in the southern california area; at a conclusion, they found that the most desirable area in the world to be the intersection between the beaches of malibu and the city of los angeles. AKA CALABASAS! The city is 15 minutes from the beach, 15 minutes from the city. it doesnt have the ghost town feeling of the beach area and it doesnt have the crowded polluted dangerous city feeling. It is the perfect location. The house prices have been booming. Major celebrities from all over live in calabasas or will move to calabasas sooner or later. The Calabasas areas include the west hills portion, and the bell canyon areas of the valley circle. The school has a population of approximately 2000 students. The principle has stated that there has only been 1 school fight in the history of the school. The school is rated as one of the best schools in the country. It is ranked at # 112 out of all the high schools in the nation. The girls at the school are absolutely gorgeous and the guys are probobly some of the most fun around! the parties are always amazing! The city has a very low crime rate. There are many gated communites which house some of the biggest CEOs for fortune 500 companies. THERE IS SOO MUCH WEALTH! the city is ranked the 75th wealthiest zip code out of the 40,000 in the united states!!!! The kids drive mercedes, BMW, m3, lexus, and cadillacs. Just to show off their wealth, the city of calabasas has the biggest rolex on the face of the planet as their clock tower in "The Commons" shopping area. The city has so much life with 3 movie theaters near by. 2 malls and many shopping centers. Everything is located within a 10 minute drive. The city is also known for their mansions in the mountains with beautiful views. and a beautiful lake! I wish i lived in calabasas. It is the best place on earth.
i wish i lived in calabasas
by kevin1234567 May 6, 2006
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Canada

Canada is a coutry North of the United States which likes to blame all its problems on its southern neighbour but lets face it we have our own problems which were completely Canadian made and maintained. We claim to be a multicultural society but historically we attempted to block cultures which were not white European ones (ie. Chinese, East Indian, Japanese). We also have a horrific history of attempting to Annihilate first Nations Culture which continues to this day in government policies. We are a people that are so proud that we used to be #1 instead of horrified at the injustices that exist which lowered our status. Our government is little better than the American one we mock so freely and yet we stand and claim superiority when we should be standing together to fight the systemic racisms and other immense injustices our coutry is modelled on.
During WWII Japanese Canadians were segregated from Canadian society because they were to close to being the actual enemy but German Canadians faced no such segregation and were even welcomed into the Canadian military. Canadians believe in a Canada based on lies.
by trickiegirl123 January 29, 2008
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Canada

Canada has a lot of mooses, ehh?
by lolastar January 31, 2009
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canada

the second biggest country but the larest producer of weed
canada has the best chron in the world
by aslhtgoe August 4, 2006
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