Crawesome

Cranberry awesome.

"Dewd, dat shit was totally crawesome!"

by Smiggens May 21, 2009

The crawdaddy grab

When a man is taking a urinating, the act of grabbing the penis and testicles to avoid leaking in the pants.

Ah man, I dripped in my pants! You should have used the crawdaddy grab.

by Karl Foote November 5, 2005

Clunge Crawler

Someone who is going out looking for clunge, someone on the pull. Similar to a 'Squirt Hunter'.

You are the best clunge crawler! Tonight we are definately clunge crawling!

by Squirthunter September 24, 2009

Crawbonics

1. A newly developed system of terminology intended for use only by obviously Caucasian men who would rather be of African descent, or anyone who wishes to make fun of the previously mentioned Caucasian(s).

Kyle: word dats boot doe!
Jimmy: dude i hate you so much. you are WHITE so stop speaking in Crawbonics.

by r1e2d4s5o7x8 September 14, 2009

Crawler

Some who consistently gets rabbit-holed by reddit all day long - usually at work.

"Man, Lindsay is such a crawler, she’s always posting things from reddit to me on g-chat."

by LexOrandi January 11, 2012

mall crawling

walking very slow to an important destination as though it is only a regular mall trip

coach tells her athletes to stop mall crawling and get on the track

by asiaj0809469 October 31, 2011

Juston Crawford 3609154531

A total douche bag, who loves being the catcher
has blonde hair and works at great wolf lodge as a lifeguard so he can check out other dudes, has a shitty truck and goes to tenino high school where nobody really likes him because he is a flamer

-hey man lets go hang out with juston crawford 3609154531,

-no dude hes a fag he probably wants to rape us
-oh your right, he tried that on me before.

by Juston Crawfords hater June 9, 2011