Cole Sprouse

daddy!

person 1: hey! do you know Cole Sprouse?
person 2: lol bro! don't you mean daddy?

by bigdaddylol May 4, 2019

Cole :)

He is super awesome and cool!

Wow you see that super Awesome and cool guy over there, I bet his name is Cole :).

by SuperAwesomeColee January 12, 2020

coiled snake

One long, continuous turd purposefully left in the toilet by its former owner as a "trophy shit".

It spirals around the inside of the bowl, showing those who enter the John Q. Public afterwards just how supremely talented, artistic, and considerate, its manufacturer is.

KAREN: Wow, that was fast!

WILLY: Yeah, well, I didn't use the John, because there was a coiled snake in one stall ...

KAREN: A coiled snake! Oh my God! Did you tell the manager?

WILLY: No, honey, someone left a big, huge, turd in the John. It stunk like Hell, and I wanted to flush it, but it was laying on top of a gigantic TP plug. And the other toilet had john cummings on the seat.

KAREN: Whose that?

WILLY: You know (doing a "jerk off" motion) like "dick cummings" or "peter cummings" but on the john.

KAREN: Oh.

WILLY: On the way back, I'm checking out the gas station across the street, maybe they take better care of their John Q. Public!

KAREN: I get it! You mean CUSTOMERS, right?

by Jack Bozdog June 25, 2006

cole

An oblivious fuck boy, that doesn't care for anyone but himself,

That boy Cole, did not keep his promise and cheated on his girlfriend.

by bWUKRGLIU August 25, 2016

Cole

A shifty keebler elf that has red hair and is best friends with a homosexual ghost.

In his futbol game, Cole was as shifty as a keebler elf.

by Bigindapnts69 March 16, 2009

cheryl cole

A so-called 'singer' from Girls Aloud who spends 50% of the time gushing to the glossy mags about her skank of an ex husband, and the other 50% miming on stage and telling other people they can't sing, all whilst calling it a career.

Chocolate teapot, ashtray on a motorbike, concrete parachute, Cheryl Cole.

by judimanic March 12, 2011

cole

cole is the definition of a douche that nobody likes with cotton candy for brains wears glasses and looks like a difigured alien half breed when he takes off his glasses

girl: cole is ugly
Boy: even i'm nicer than him and i'm a bully

by gamemasher073 December 10, 2017