comflex

combining "complex" and "flex"

Flexing complexes just comflex
Too bright I'm so flashy
Different? No I'm unique
That's right I'm so classy
Nobody can stop me

by anonymous June 30, 2024

comfather

**comfather** also known as (vr, virtzy, v5rtzy, vir) is a tier 5 **discordian** know for his ability to be the smartest thinker in the room, any idea that has crossed your mind **vr** has already thought about, he is **famously** known for his *esex servers* and *com servers* he owned servers like /um (25k) /ily (8k) /entry (*had 13 /entry servers also with 10k+ members to 30k as the largest entry server*) and /put /hbu /how and currently /at, from 2021-2024 ran the discord server industry and started one of the most notorious discord **community's**he's also known for making roblox games that never dropped **due** to his esex servers being terminated so easily, he's know for having a fortnite creator code which he flexs and gives him a income of $15k per month.

vr is the smartest upcoming entrepreneur and he will change the industry unless the industry changes.

him, at the current age of 17 vr is currently working on a underground project which will soon change the world.

comfather is a fucking goat and the smartest man in the fucking world.

by hehimselftonone July 5, 2024

comfort break

Corporate slang for you need a sh*t

Damn, last night’s pizza didn’t go down very well, hey boss I’m going on a comfort break!

by Xoogster February 16, 2024

Comfies

Term for sweats, pajamas, or lounge clothes. What you change into after getting home from work or school.

"I'll be right there, just gotta get into my comfies first."

by loddieb18 February 24, 2024

Comfortable

Come for table

Waiter: "Comfortable sir?"
dad: "No no, Come for food."

by urdadwhostillisntbackwithmilk March 13, 2024

Comfortably numb

Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Is there anybody in there?

I have become comfortably numb

by Pinkfloydfan56 March 13, 2024

comfortshield

When a character is mischaracterized in a way that removes any red flags or when their only character trait is being comforting.

"Hero (OMORI) is an adult right? Why does every fanfiction I read write him as a comforting parental figure instead of a young adult learning how to be an adult?"
"He's a comfortshield. Some people don't like giving him red flags, or substance."

by besotteds April 5, 2024