cold-hearted

someone who doesn't really care about anyone and is kind of mean

"wow that was a cold-hearted comment."

by lowkey_lilyyyy May 01, 2020

cold shorts

When a girl dry humps (rides) a guy or does something sexual to make him precum. The precum becomes cold and is felt through the penis. Hence, cold shorts (boxer shorts).

"Melissa was stripping for me and i totally got cold shorts!"

by hoebag January 27, 2005

cold as shit

an expression; a very low temperature as compared to the teperature of a dog turd on a cold day. Usually measured on the vaginal:testical ratio temperature scale.

Holy fuck, it's cold as shit out there today! Man, quit being a pussy.

by Emperor Zeek January 08, 2014

Cold Minute

Parody of a "Hot Second", signifying any amount of time it would take to complete a task.

Dan: Yo dude when are you coming over?
Marc: I'll be there in a cold minute man!
*Arrives at house*
Marc: Dude where you just beating off?!?
Dan: YOU SAID I HAD A COLD MINUTE!!

by Dan Glantz July 22, 2011

Cold Pocket

Accidentally leaving your hot pocket in the microwave to rot and get cold...

damn i forgot my hot pocket in the microwave now it is a cold pocket

by lalatrack June 29, 2009

cold-lenny

an extreme act, both in perversion and its soiling nature on one's carpet. One partner urinates into the mouth of the other, who's mouth is freshly stocked with ice. The result is a tangy sensation of flavor.

Baby, go get some ice from the freezer and open wide. It's cold lenny time!

by Captain Sexy July 09, 2004

Cold as Mold

Temperatures so low that the only way to express them is through the use of this nonsensical, rhyming simile.

Weatherman: The windchill could cause temperatures to drop to -35 degrees tonight.

Soulja Boy Tell 'Em: Shit, it's gonna be cold as mold for my Nobel Peace Prize ceremony.

by crw86 February 19, 2010