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Jesus Christ mc God

John said "I just landed a double back flip!" "jesus christ mc god" said Dalton

your mom was like "jesus christ mc god!" last night.
by 8zee8 April 21, 2008
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Passion of the Christ

Passion of the Christ
(alternate usage, not the Movie)

Noun, adjective, and explitive describing the condition one experiences when engaged in any intense, tedious, or especially remarkable activity. Usually entails crying, perspiration, bleeding, cursing, screaming, spitting, vomiting, defacating, urinating, dying e.t.c. Something worth telling others about because you survived it... unless youre a pussy.
Milton was in the hospital for dehydration after his explosive passion of the christ diahrreah.

"Dude, I just squatted 435 pounds! It was passion of the christ!"

"Dave, you were Passion of the Christ after you ate those shrooms and drank heavily last night!"
by johnBOX February 11, 2006
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White Christ Daddy

The single salvation for all those below the poverty line or addicted to hard drugs; He usually appears to those in need of Him in the form of a skinny, pale, eccentric video artist with long blonde locks and he is usually wearing black leather or vintage military regalia.
Like if some crazed African-American homeless man is walking over a river on a bridge and passes by a man resembling the definition of White Christ Daddy and asks him for a dollar or two. And then when the skinny, pale, eccentric video artist with long blonde locks (probably wearing black leather or vintage military regalia) complies--or, again, someone who appears to be White Christ Daddy complies--the hobo exclaims, "White Christ Daddy!"

"Yo, I'mma drop mad ca$h on some bitches and beverages at the club like White Christ Daddy would, then I'mma dipset outta dat mothafucka. You feel me, nigga?"
by Moose Rash February 15, 2007
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go to christ

Like going to hell, only worse.
Person A: "I just voted democrat!"
Person B: "YOU'RE RUINING THIS COUNTRY, GO TO CHRIST"
by JibbaJabbaFool April 1, 2009
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Wilder Jesus Christ

Wilder Jesus Christ is the lord and savior JC. He is so stunningly amazing at sports he doesn't even try. He has a mansion for himself and a mansion for his women. Wilder Jesus Christ is the return of JC.
Wilder Jesus Christ is so stunning that my eyeballs fell out of my head.
by erapats October 20, 2014
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Jesus Christ

Jesus Christ, also know as (J-Dizzle) was a Jewish teacher, and occasionall rapper who got merked (and may or may not have come back a few days later) then ascended to heaven or some shit
Jew: Did you hear Jesus Christ 's new album?
Roman: We ought to kill him for saying that shit dude
by Just a Pastafarian January 19, 2018
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Convict of Christ

When you go on a mission trip with your church (preferably to Brazil) and get caught by your pastor for drinking. Conesequently, you have to confess in front of your entire church that you did so and then get mirked by your parents when you get back home.
Me: Damn dude, why did we drink on a church mission trip? That was an incredibly stupid decision.

Fellow Convict: Yea man, I am really embarrassed from our actions. I've already had four people call me a Convict of Christ ever since we got back to America. FML.
by 180RobH July 9, 2010
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