Chris 

Chris is the kind of guy who babysits you for a month only to end up in a committed relationship. He likes women, but loves their children even more. If he is you're teacher, you may end up in court (he can't help himself)

1. Mommy I'm getting a new daddy after all! Mr. Chris said I could call him that anytime!

2. Don't bike around that house sweetie, I can't afford you getting AIDS this young.

Chris by HOLLABBHOLLA May 11, 2017

Chris 

Chris is a finesse god

"boonk gang whole lotta gang shit" "Chris can finesse anyone"

Chris by feni god August 8, 2017

Chris 

Chris is the most perfect guy I know any girl would be lucky to be with him he is super kind and really funny. Chris's tend to love the artist lil uzi. Chris is tall and super hot, and loves to smile.

Oh dang Chris I wish can be with you <3

Chris by Ilovechrissomuch September 3, 2017

Chris 

Working hard and very athletic. Basically a jack of all trades

I want to Chris hard.

Chrissing hard is key to success.

Chris by Crystalbal September 14, 2017

Chris 

A smart individual who can get a lot of girls if he wanted

His a chill dude with more friends then foe

His best friends name usually starts with a C to I don't know why it's just common

People ask him for advice for girls and nobody else

Chris can you give me advice its this really cute girl I like. Can you give me some tips

Chris by Thatkyd you can't handle October 24, 2017

Chris 

The dumbest dude with the ugliest beard. Thinks he's a hard worker but he's the laziest dude on the job site. Can't even afford a 4X4 dodge.

That's a poor Chris, at least he tries.

Chris by Tbagzzzz November 8, 2017

Chris 

The most related motherfucker and has a boyfriend

Man Chris is so nice.

Chris by I fed ur mom December 4, 2017