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Bulgaria

1.) The second most known nation of former Soviet satellite states beginning with the letter B.
2.) A little known nation that, were it known, would be known for its fresh produce, slender and provocatively dressed women, crumbling concrete communist apartments, stray dogs, and deplorable customer service.
3.) A nation that has embraced the vanity, materialism, and cultural horrors of capitalism without adopting its called upon strong work ethic or sound business sense.
4.) A nation that puts corn, pickles, mayonnaise, ketchup and bologna on soggy bread and has the gall to call it pizza.
5.) A nation that is proud of its nature yet throws trash everywhere.
6.) A nation whose populace will more readily point out unfortunate historical events or ethnic minorities as the cause of its short comings rather than the vast complacency and defeatism found within its populace.
7.) A nation with a few redeemable qualities. Possibly the best place in the world if you were raised there and have not spent significant time in other countries. Otherwise, nyama shance (no chance.)
“So, you spent over a year in Bulgaria? How was it?”
“They got the same shit over there that we got over here. Only there it’s usually a lot worse.”
by PointBlankNoJoke March 3, 2009
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burger nipples

"Burger Nipples" are nipples belonging to a female with a large (and often dark) areoli area, which makes them look like hambugers.
dude, that chick has byrger nipples
by Jamie W February 24, 2004
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Burger Juice

When a girl is on her period she is on the burger juice. Derives from the way a fadge looks like a burger and that when you squeeze a burger lots of manky juice sops out.
Joe: Did you finally schtip your ho last night dave?

Dave: Naah man she was on the fuckin burger juice gangsta. I had to beat one off.
by Chegbell January 9, 2009
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Bukkake Burger

A burger so full of toppings that it explodes on your face when you take a bite.
Dude, hand me another napkin, this bukkake burger is out of control!
by Jessinseatown April 15, 2011
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clam burger

name given to certain women's reproductive organ( the vagina) as it sometimes resembles a clam in a burger shape.
wow check out lucas's mum's clam burger
by morty and ruiséal February 9, 2009
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Burger Dump

When you are having a BBQ and you eat so much meat that you get bloated and feel sick and have to go to the toilet to relieve the pressure, and it is a massive, horrible meaty dump. It also has to be in someone else's house.
Dude, wheres Vic? Vic's taking a burger dump in Joe's toilet.
by MiSt00rM June 25, 2009
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traf burger

In actuality this would be a "fart" burger -- yet we need to disguise the initial word to interest others in this fine meal. A traf burger is the process of farting into your own cupped hand and then subsequently placing your hand over the mouth of another.
May I interest you in a traf burger? Sure -- (fart in hand and place on their mouth now!)
by Bob November 13, 2003
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