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cock badger

one with a cock that uses it as a weapon
a name of someone you hate or just feel like telling them something
dude, shut up, your such a cock badger

what a cock badge
by tiffy baby April 30, 2008
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sweaty gapping badger face

to describe a very scary and abnormal pussy
Ahh get that sweaty gapping badger face away from me.
by stewart mclean November 18, 2007
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badge licker

Any person who worships all things police particularly in police brutality incidents.
I got in an argument with fucking Ronald. That badge licker had to defend Darren Wilson for shooting that black kid.
by BF'ngC September 26, 2014
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Budger

Budger, the term used for when talking about a man with a 13 inch penis.
Willy penis dick cock big budger
by t0mfletch3r December 22, 2012
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Honey Badger

Doesn't give a shit.
Can be used to tell someone, you or overall, doesn't give a shit.

Friend #1 "My life is falling apart, I lost my family, friends, house..."

Friend #2 "Honey Badger."
by Lokan April 25, 2011
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Wisconsin badger

A lowly scum sucking creature from the north. Ususlly found packing a fat chick from Rhinelander or Sheboygan. Drinks a lot of cheap "beer," brewed locally. Badgers eat a lot of fried foods and cheese and Gopher shit. They are generally not very bright, wear red, and very obnoxious. They are very envious of the mighty Hawkeyes of Iowa.
Did you see that Gopher? Nah, he must be a Wisconsin Badger. I bet his girlfriend weighed 500 pounds.
by Herky the Hawk February 28, 2008
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badger badger badger

An intellectual movie in which several badgers dance and sing. They appear to be singing "badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger" (etc) and then "mushroom, MUSHROOM!"

What they really are singing is "magic magic magic magic magic magic" and then "mushroom, MUSHROOM!"

The occasional incident in which they articulate the beautiful word "snake," they say something like "oohhh a snake, it's a snaaaake" but if you listen closely it sounds like "hallucinate."
Badger badger badger badger badger MUSHROOM, MUSHROOM.

Magic magic magic magic magic MUSHROOM, MUSHROOM.

(Listen closely.)
by your mom reaks of butter July 23, 2008
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