bollocker

{UK slang} a nitwit, hack, or general waste of DNA, who bumbles around uselessly like a pair of bollocks in the wind

Oi you spilled me pint, you nobby bollocker!

by Queefis Minumus, Summoner of Bollockings September 25, 2003

bollock wrench

to have your testicles removed by an incredibly annoyed woman. often results in a hasty visit to the A and E department of hospitals.

"*sigh* not another one."
" yeah, it seems loasda people have been bollock wrenched tonight Dr. stroganoff"
"ah well, get some ice..."

by questionable_pie October 12, 2006

Bollock Features

When someone is really ugly.
Also can be used when argueing with someone who is being a dick

Man look at the bollock features on that cunt.

Get out of my face bollock features

by Rikamortis January 5, 2009

Bollella

a typical meathead that usually sputters out random comments meaning to demoralize others but winds up doing nothing at all.

Dude that kid is being such a Bollella, does he realize no one cares?

by riceisgood1 April 23, 2009

Bollockic

Totally pointless conversation, talking shit, builshit, bollocks / bollock

I'm hanging out with these motherfucking wankers for some bollockic conversation at Boujis

by Solosplash April 19, 2012

Dogs Bollocks

Dogs Bollocks is a Digital Web Development Agency in Knutsford, Cheshire, that uses the rather widely used vulgar slang phrase.

Dogs Bollocks | Web Development & Marketing

by mrchessplayer22 January 23, 2018

any old bollocks

anything.

Just write any old bollocks.
Just white anything you want.

I put any old bollocks in there.
I put anything i want in there.

by jibjabwolop October 27, 2009