sweat the bed

When one has spent the night before on Drugs / Drink , (or simply turned the room temperature to tropical) so upon waking feels a certain moistness in the sheets - Have you urinated , no , you've sweat the bed.

After a night out on the town with the boys, Gary woke up in damn sheets, hoping he had sweat the bed , not pissed himself

by Wavy tree September 21, 2016

geef bed

a completely sexed out bed, usually found at parties and/or in alleys.

you got a geef bed bro!

by pickle ricky November 11, 2018

bed-killer

A person (usually an adult) who is so terribly overweight and cumbersome that you just know the mattress wont be able to take the strain and that the bed will audibly crack and then sag like a broken matchstick when the overweight person gets onto it - usually by throwing themselves backwards onto the bed.

Wow! Look at the gross size of that man - bet he's a bed-killer.

by mimbijones July 8, 2015

Bed-alized

So stoned that you aren't planning on leaving your bed anytime soon.

Dude, Debra was so Bed-alized at that party. It was no fun at all.

by Halobear August 5, 2014

Frat Bed

A bed of beers made by a Frat boy or a Frat girl. For example after drinks 50 beers or more, the said Frat boy/girl will pass out on top of the bed and sleep until noon the next day.

Guy 1: "how did i get here?"
Guy 2: " you made a Frat Bed and passed out."

by After Life Definer July 3, 2017

Bed partner

Someone you share a bed with when sleeping.

So, Lisa (cocktail waitress), do you have a bed partner?

by Laurie_From_Cincinnati August 21, 2021

crumbs on the bed

1:

A minor inconvenience that shall hinder your day/night until it is fixed

2:

literally crumbs on the bed

1:
Person 1: ugh its a crumbs on the bed day
Person 2: ughhhhh

2:
Person 1: I have crumbs on my bed
Person 2: damn man that sucks
Person 3: that'd explain where my weed poptart went
Person 1: YOUR WHAT

by WrenFloof#0666 April 18, 2022