ballarious

to laugh so hard it feels as if your balls are about to fall off

man that guy is so ballarious, he always has something funny to say

by defdoel August 10, 2008

Ball Cramps

To have a cramp begin in either your legs or stomach, eventually the pain spreads to your balls. it feels like being hit in the balls with a sledgehammer.

dammit, dude, i had a leg cramp and it started to spread, and now i have ball cramps!

*passes out from pain*

by PunkRockerJack June 8, 2009

two-ball compound

semen, nut butter, ball sauce

"She was complaining of a sore throat, so I doctored her up with some two-ball compound."

by Frainslug November 14, 2005

ball-cack

Spunk; gentleman's jelly; man paste.

There are no CDs! Oh ball-cack!

by Ian Chode October 9, 2003

ball cushion

used to describe a goatee on a gay man. that area of hair on the chin.

my balls feel good bouncing on bills ball cushion

by stuart duff August 21, 2006

Ball and Chain Ball

An outrageously fun wedding, where the bride and groom acknowledge that they are prisoners of love - prepared to be legally shackled to one another for eternity. Prison Attire is required at a Ball and Chain Ball.

Eric: Will you Marry Me? Adele: Yes, but only at a Ball and Chain Ball. Eric: Duh! Adele: Please don't dress up as Nick Nolte. Eric: As long as you don't dress up like Martha Stewart.

A deal is struck, and the planning begins for the ball and chain ball.

by Joe Mama Harrington March 30, 2009

Ball-crumbs

The detritus-like substance found on a man's hands after he scratches his scrotum.

Don't scratch your balls then touch my face.. you'll get ball-crumbs all over me

by Peacock Lady February 23, 2011