Soft-Biatch

A chewy cookie commonly associated with Soft Batch brand

Man, I'm so hungry I could really go for some Soft-biatch.

by AndyPanda March 30, 2009

soft jont

will be defined as a bad bitch, pretty girl, someone who is looked at to be sexy, and has crazy sex appeal

1. Dam, she soft as shit
2. Man... i just started workin at this new job, its hell of soft jonts that work there

by tha kid goos October 15, 2008

soft splash

The act of ejaculating while flaccid.

"I was about to fuck this bad bad last night until I soft splashed in my pants while I was eating her out."

by SplashMountain February 3, 2014

soft-tag

A "soft-tag" is when, on Facebook, you tag someone from a comment string rather than sharing (or "bouncing") the item to which you're calling their attention to their timeline. This is a way to tag someone with discretion, because a tag from the comment thread only shows up in the tagged person's notifications, not on their timeline. It's a great way to call attention to something you know is too rude to post directly to their wall.

I soft-tagged you because I knew this would gross out your family if it showed on your timeline.

Soft-tag me from the post so I can check it out after the kids are in bed.

by Plasmo October 21, 2014

Soft Collins

When a man rubs his flaccid member on an unsuspecting woman.

"That guy Bill in our class is so gross"
"He doesn't seem that bad."
"Trust me, he gave me a soft collins the other day!"
"Ew!"

by Jorbecca July 18, 2016

Soft McDonald

A code phrase that one says while in a public setting to convey that a hearty bowel movement is afoot following the ingestion of copious amounts of fast food.

Yeah, that McPick 2 is going to be a Soft McDonald in a matter of moments.

by TheBaeistBae August 19, 2016

Soft James

An absolute bellend.

That bloke is a Soft James.

by Softboi8 November 26, 2016