Crimson Bat

A female, on her period, tags another person by spreading her labia and laying them on a person's body leaving a bloody image of a red bat.

"Dude... Lauren totally left a Crimson Bat on your back..."

by Sloppytacollama June 29, 2019

bible bats

When you try and say bubble baths but autocorrect says no

“I like bible bats” “FUCK AUTOCORRECT”

by GangsterGangyBikeBoi October 25, 2017

Poop Bat

A large bat made up of feces of the runny vampire variety, usually reddish brown in color and exist solely within the Pathfinder universe. The first noted example was discovered by a non-binary Dhampir named Sara "Without the H"

"EEK"! "It's a Poop Bat, don't let it touch you or at least keep it off your skin".
-Shrieked a non-binary Dhampir named Sara "Without the H"

by NuffleButter May 28, 2023

soggy bats

When someone's has soft punches

"You have soggy bats"

by Leah Charles worth July 29, 2017

Pork Bat

Another name for the human penis.

I was at the gym and some dude was cruising the locker room swinging his pork bat.

by sdtopensied June 30, 2014

Cuckoo Bats

A funny kind of crazy but on the verge of lunacy. You definitely want to be a part of something that’s cuckoo bats but have an exit strategy. You never want to be responsible for activities that result from acting cuckoo bats, hence the afore mentioned exit strategy.

That sounds cuckoo bats, let’s do it!

Nope, that’s cuckoo bats, I’m staying right here.

by Meridianprice August 22, 2021

Batting in the shade

To be disoriented. Term is derived from baseball, when shadows covering the field make it difficult for batters to gauge the speed of pitches.

My friend was totally batting in the shade when he was trying to order a drink after he spilled the last one all over the bartender.

When I woke up in that guy's bed, trying to find my clothes on the floor was like batting in the shade.

by oneflipflop January 16, 2009