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BASHMAN

someone who masturbates regularyly
(tofy your such a bashman)
by Tofy December 30, 2007
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the basement theory

when you are trying to make some sort of contact with another person and they dont answer your phone calls or texts, and you haven't seen them in like three days. They are presumed to be in their basement masturbating.
"dude i haven't seen jordan in like three days"
"yeah man, me neither"
"should we install the basement theory?"
"install it bro."
by paul read May 10, 2009
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Gash basher

Some of the female persuasion who prefers vagina to cock and is more fond of "bashing the gash". Basically a lesbian.
by sean_yourmum April 16, 2010
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Woman basher

A salty ass man who is mad a woman is empowered that her pus pops severely. This woman is 9 times out of ten too good for this type of gentleman. He might as well go fuck himself because she’s never fucking him again or maybe never. This woman has too much class, money, happiness, and time to deal with this type of guy. These types of men hate themselves, their mothers were whores, or their friends got into his head now he’s a single piece of shit with a mediocre bitch as his WCW.
Example:

Guy: These hoes ain’t loyal. Most of these bitches will fuck your cousin and the whole crew.

Other guy: well I kinda like hoes but at the same time if she a hoe she has to be bad so I can forgive her hoe shit.

Sturdy Other guy: well I love Black queens they do no harm in my eyes they went through a lot during American history whose going to protect them if we woman basher them like this.
by BadBitch2018 May 26, 2018
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George Bush Bashers

People who tend to bash on George Bush, for making decisions that he alone did not make.

He does not decide everything on his own, he has to talk to the others, and it goes through legislation, they sign out the papers.

Stop bashing the president, and even more so stop fucking bashing on Texas you lazy worthless workers.

Texas should have split from the USA, to be rid of all of the worthless comments we get. You make fun of us for our speech, but you are no different. Atleast we wear the boots to kick your ass and step on your toes at the same time.

Carrying guns in our trucks wasn't illegal, until some damn yankee decided to say it was dangerous!

Also, those saying Bush hates blacks, have you ever noticed some of his friends you no good trash talkers? HE IS FRIENDS WITH BLACKS. He doesn't hate them, so grow some balls and quit bitching about what you think, he doesn't hate you, chances are he DOESN'T KNOW YOU!

As for the war in IRAQ, people would still be dying had it not been taken care of then everyone would turn around and be bitching that we should have taken care of them when half of the United States had been blown up.

Stop your Bush Bashing, get a life, and why not bash your own head in with a sledge hammer, or atleast end your meaningless existence in some manner that will make us who appreciate our president proud that some lame fucker died!
George Bush Bashers are idiotic fools who should die!!

Bush Bashing fuckers will die.

George Bush bashing is getting so lame, I wish the Bush bashers would just get killed.
by Texas Proud and Loving It! December 14, 2008
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basheic

A horney bitch that wont leave u alone or get off of you.
That basheic is really bitchy.
by Michal Flannery March 8, 2008
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bashentee

A bashentee is an evil puppet monkey who rubs his paws together when he is deviously planning a tickle or biting attack. Occasionally known to throw poop.
"Run, it's the bashentee monkey"
by Bashentee February 3, 2010
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