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Bar fruit

An array of disgustingly slimy limes, lemons, cherries, celery, olives and so forth, marinating in a brine of watery acidic juice with discarded pennies, burnt matches and bacteria from filthy hands, in plastic bins with flip tops. These are found by the waitress station at any watering hole or dive bar in most of the world where alcohol is served.
Never, ever, allow a cocktail waitress to serve you a drink garnished with any sort of bar fruit.
by KImCobain March 12, 2015
mugGet the Bar fruitmug.

Bar Heroes

The dudes who buff out together during the day at the local municipal "fitness" park, with only the steel bars to practice on, but can also enjoy a delightful night at the pub with the lads.
Pfft look at Dany, he's like one of them Bar Heroes ...
by Daze'd December 26, 2019
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bar mistake

What you end up living with for 2 months, after too much tequila, last call, and no ride home.
Wow! I finally sobered up and realized what a bar mistake I made.
by ocbinor September 30, 2018
mugGet the bar mistakemug.

bar fly

He was no bar fly but he did have had an awful lot of alcohol at his house.
mugGet the bar flymug.

Quad Bars

The 2mg XanaX "bars". They have 4 little sections on them.
Good lord, i took 5 Quad Bars last night and fuckin slep for 22 hours straight.
by Clifto March 25, 2004
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Bar Martyr

A person, commonly found in a bar, who frequently engages the most clearly damaged individual in the room despite warnings or signs of any kind. This term was coined by Florida singer/songwriter Michael J Weiss in his song entitled "Bar Martyr." This song tells the story of a situation involving the original Bar Martyr and his attempt to get the attention of a clearly intoxicated and crazy individual.
A Bar Martyr would ignore all warnings and attempt to pick up the easiest prey in the bar simply because it's the path of least resistance. For this person to be a true Bar Martyr, the reasons and warnings not to do so MUST be overwhelming.
by pyrat May 2, 2009
mugGet the Bar Martyrmug.

catch a bar

When your cell phone doesn't have reception and you walk around (with purpose) to obtain the necessary signal to make your phone work.
Hold on a sec, I can't hear you. I need to catch a bar
by Carinly October 1, 2010
mugGet the catch a barmug.

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