Bar fruit

An array of disgustingly slimy limes, lemons, cherries, celery, olives and so forth, marinating in a brine of watery acidic juice with discarded pennies, burnt matches and bacteria from filthy hands, in plastic bins with flip tops. These are found by the waitress station at any watering hole or dive bar in most of the world where alcohol is served.

Never, ever, allow a cocktail waitress to serve you a drink garnished with any sort of bar fruit.

by KImCobain March 12, 2015

Elf Bar

Basically every cool teenager's favourite toy at the minute.

You could be in class, at work, at the local park or even in your cousin Spack No.3's room and 9 times out of 10 come across an Elf Bar vape.

Since these vapes are only one time use, it is also not uncommon to see them discarded around the street.

Spack No.2: If I had a pound every time I saw an Elf Bar, I can probably give Southampton the money to sign a new goal keeper to replace Fraser Forster!

by Jack Spank9049 June 10, 2022

Granola Bar

Creator of friendship

Person 1: Want to be friends?
C2: Do you have a granola bar?

by THE REAL MAYO MAN November 19, 2020

bar fly

a drunkard, an alcoholic

He was no bar fly but he did have had an awful lot of alcohol at his house.

by The Return of Light Joker June 4, 2009

Quad Bars

The 2mg XanaX "bars". They have 4 little sections on them.

Good lord, i took 5 Quad Bars last night and fuckin slep for 22 hours straight.

by Clifto March 25, 2004

BAR CAR

To not care about something that is said by another person, or is in the process of being said.

It is usually followed by the phrase "Plissee", a modified version of the word please. In saying "BAR CAR PLISSEE!!" - you are telling the person to please for the love of god shut up

This phrase is best used to shut someone up after you specifically make them start talking.

Person 1: "Yo how was your day?"

Person 2: "Well I went shopp..."
Person 1: "BAR CAR PLISSSEE!!"

Person 2: (Hangs head in shame)

by Captain Banter May 21, 2008

catch a bar

When your cell phone doesn't have reception and you walk around (with purpose) to obtain the necessary signal to make your phone work.

Hold on a sec, I can't hear you. I need to catch a bar

by Carinly October 1, 2010