Cunt bandit

A cunt bandit is someone who steals the pootie, and then throws it away so nobody else can bang it.

Trent and all other faggots with similar names are prima facie examples of the cunt bandit.

by Jacques Asse April 21, 2009

Bandit

Anyone or anything who wanks. Is usually usually used right after one is caught wanking.

He is a Bandit.

by Fact Bearer April 20, 2017

buttcrack bandit

When a male is trying to copulate with a female in the traditional way i.e (penis enters vagina) when a mistake in the placing of the penis results in the male thrusting in the buttcrack of the woman resulting in embarassment and no stimulation for the female.

Yeah I fucked her! Not like that asshole chuck who was drunk as shit and just pounded her poop gully. What a buttcrack bandit!

by acipi dobb November 10, 2003

bottom bandit

someone who prefers entry to the "gig" through the back doors only, or prefers the role of the doorman - letting people in.

"I heard that guy got done up the arse last night, hes a right bottom bandit"

by Matt n Ben September 18, 2006

Bandites

Another Roblox Youtuber who spends alot of Robux like Tanqr.

"STOP AIMBOTTING BANDITES!"- JJ_Waike

by BEEPBOPBANANAYT July 10, 2020

stinky bandit

it is much like a cupcake, but instead when someone else farts, you catch it and feed it to another person in your group, if just two people, than you feed it to the one that delt it

man i totally pulled a stinky bandit on kyle kelley yesterday

by jimmypg77 May 25, 2008

hj bandit

A person that gives handjobs very often.

A person that gives you a handjob quickly and sneakily and than runs off.

Rob: This ice cream is damn good bish!
Bill: Oh fuck man there is an hj bandit over there!
Rob: Cover yourself.
Bill: *Making gasm sounds*
Rob: NO!!!! I was too late!!!!!

by PPK Beast April 3, 2009