by squid_x January 11, 2021

Absolute unit. Thick, baddie with a fatty. Junk in the trunk. The whole caboose. Don’t be fooled by the booty, she will take an ungodly amount of cash for her stash.
Paul Promise: “ yo what’s that rumbling and jumbling over there?”
Leviathan: “ That’s juicy asf Abby baker with all the water tag money”
Leviathan: “ That’s juicy asf Abby baker with all the water tag money”
by Jakzichdbe October 3, 2020

by BakaDog February 15, 2017

8 days. Another unit to measure days, rather than saying a week and a day.
Just as a baker's dozen is 13, one more than a regular dozen of 12, a baker's week is 8 days, one more than 7 days in a normal week.
Just as a baker's dozen is 13, one more than a regular dozen of 12, a baker's week is 8 days, one more than 7 days in a normal week.
by TheFiend138 April 29, 2019

The Baker is oral sex performed by an extremely desperate female to a morbidly obese male wherein sour skittles are inserted into the urethra and urinated into the mouth.
by Under Writer Bob March 26, 2025

by mskivy.2 June 4, 2023

He's such a baker.....
by TheMakerOfTreesInIndonesia543 March 25, 2024
