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bakers shit

a shit so thick and creamy it could fill a pastry bag and decorate a cake.
dude, I just took a 5 star bakers shit.
by squid_x January 11, 2021
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abby baker

Absolute unit. Thick, baddie with a fatty. Junk in the trunk. The whole caboose. Don’t be fooled by the booty, she will take an ungodly amount of cash for her stash.
Paul Promise: “ yo what’s that rumbling and jumbling over there?”
Leviathan: “ That’s juicy asf Abby baker with all the water tag money”
by Jakzichdbe October 3, 2020
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Baker Pangolin

The best baker in town! Makes wonderful bread and muffins.
"Who's the best baker of them all?"
"Baker Pangolin!"
by BakaDog February 15, 2017
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Baker's Week

8 days. Another unit to measure days, rather than saying a week and a day.

Just as a baker's dozen is 13, one more than a regular dozen of 12, a baker's week is 8 days, one more than 7 days in a normal week.
Hey, my birthday's 8 days away!

Great, I'll see you at the party in a Baker's Week!
by TheFiend138 April 29, 2019
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The Baker

The Baker is oral sex performed by an extremely desperate female to a morbidly obese male wherein sour skittles are inserted into the urethra and urinated into the mouth.
I did the Baker to mark last night
by Under Writer Bob March 26, 2025
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Kayla Baker

Two words commonly associated with a woman who takes everyone’s male significant other.
“Watch your man around Kayla Baker”
by mskivy.2 June 4, 2023
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baker

He's such a baker.....
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