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Book High

When you sit down at noon to read and the next thing you know, it's 6:30 pm
Man, that was a long Book High
by Hepatizon Electrum Sulfide January 6, 2015
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Book smasher

Oh, she is such a book smasher she never wants to have fun
by Theaquaman1 March 8, 2016
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book lucky

Being book lucky is when you either know nothing about a topic, or are just generally dumb, but still manage to get a good grade/ace a class or test anyway. generally applies when said 'book lucky' person has this happen to them a lot.
"Oh man, Jesse is so book lucky! I live with him. He can't cook ramen by himself, But he keeps getting A's on his tests."
by Louisxox March 18, 2016
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book toter

Someone who tries to get into someone's pants by "helping" them with their books.
Dude did you see that douche pull the old book toter yesterday?
by Fetty wherp September 3, 2016
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Book like hell

Deploy that motherfucking ASM and book like hell out of their airspace!
by Sayona10 September 8, 2016
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Book a reride

You and your partner have already fucked once and you're hardon is back and you're ready to do it again so you mount up and go at it.

From rodeo slang; to ride or reride; either the ride was so much fun you want to repeat it or so bad you want to see if you can do it better.
After a quickie they both fell asleep and when he woke up his hardon was back so he rolled her over and booked a reride.

"Man that was a sweet piece of ass." "I'm gonna book a reride."
by seemymick January 9, 2017
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Book of Dong

Our Scarra, who art in heaven, dognitas be thy name, thy donger come, thy dong be done, in LoL as it is in heaven, give us this day our daily bowflex, and forgive us of our #heimermechanics, as we forgive those who #heimermechanic against us, and lead us not into FrankerZ, but deliver us from Odee.

Praise the Lord and everlasting Scarra, praise his son Qtpie, our savior, and praise the holy dong, it flows through us all and gives us life. For without the dong, man would not have conquered the bowflex, and the world would be lost to FrankerZ.

At the table, Qtpie took the bread, gave thanks and said "take this all of you, this is my body, it has been given up for you. Do this in memory of me." When supper was finished, Qtpie took the cup, gave thanks and said, "take this and drink from it, this is my blood, it has been shed for you and for all so that your sins may be forgiven, do this in memory of me."

And when Qtpie looked upon summoners rift and, behold, it was corrupt; for the FrankerZ had corrupted his way on the rift.

(Book of Dong 6:12)

And Qtpie said to Scarra, "The end of all minions is to come before me; for the rift is filled with violence through them; and, behold, I will destroy them with the dong."

(Book of Dong 6:13)

And so Scarra said that it was to rain for 40 days and 40 nights, so Qtpie gathered up all of the dongers, FrankerZs and bowflexes, and he build himself a great ship, an arc, and it was where he would save dognitas from the calamity.
Holy fuck I love the Book of Dong. It's great!
by theFreddy99 June 25, 2017
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