The opposite of cool beans. Used to describe something in the sense of difficult. A slang for tough luck.
by Kriskirby December 11, 2018
Get the tough beansmug. J-beaning is a sexual act, or fetish, where one pours jelly beans all over their lover and attempts to guess the flavors by consuming them off of their partner's body.
"Man, dis girl was into some weird ass shit, she had me j-beaning n errthang."
"I was j-beaning this guy last night, and everything was going well until I encountered the Buttered Popcorn™. Let's just say I won't be hearing from him again."
"I was j-beaning this guy last night, and everything was going well until I encountered the Buttered Popcorn™. Let's just say I won't be hearing from him again."
by ButteredPopcorn October 9, 2014
Get the J-beaningmug. After you eat some food (usually Mexican) that gives you some nasty gas, and you belt one out into the fan and let it waft over into your friends/girlfriends face.
Bubba: What'd you do to piss her off?
Me: We went out to Moe's and afterwards I hit her with the bean breeze.
Me: We went out to Moe's and afterwards I hit her with the bean breeze.
by Jewcephus June 11, 2010
Get the Bean Breezemug. When a dude explodes a chunky nut on a girls clit then spreads it out to produce an evenly coated glaze like shine. Also a great taco sauce!
by SoNoFsAm6669 April 14, 2019
Get the Bean glazemug. 
Commonly used to describe the explosive diarrhea one experiences from bad Mexican food (ie. Taco Bell).
by mmmmmbags January 9, 2015
Get the Bean Assmug. Oral stimulation of the clitoris.
The girls discovered bean worship during their sleepover.
Carol loves oral so she makes Roger do a little bean worship every night.
Carol loves oral so she makes Roger do a little bean worship every night.
by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2017
Get the Bean Worshipmug.