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Con-artist

One who can persuade a bar-slut out of her skivvies, but doesn't spend a nickel in the process. He just gives a good line or two and sheds a few tears. Whatever it takes to pound this worthless bag of meat, this man will do, except dig in his precious pockets.
Con-artist: Hey, I'm sorry I forgot my wallet tonight. Thanks for picking up my tab.
Bar-Slut: That's OK, I dont mind. I just feel bad about your poodle getting hit by that car.
Con-artist: Can I fuck you in the ass?
Bar-slut: Well, I never did that before.
Con-artist: It's not that bad. After both of my parents were killed while raising money for "Make a Wish", I got sent to an orphanage. There is where I got broken in. It's really not that bad....I promise.
Bar-Slut: Well, OK. If you say so!!!
by w.yokum May 13, 2005
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Autistic Monkey

by Kashchei November 27, 2003
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Autism

An illness that acts as a death sentence for your social life and/or love life in most cases.

Favourable traits can include:

-Higher level of intelligence
-Great levels of determination
-Strong sense of uniqueness/resilient to influence by the masses

It is thrown around as an insult by small minds on Minecraft servers and many other games. It's quite funny to consider they are shunning the existence of what gave them Minecraft & the thing they play Minecraft on, a true 200 IQ play my special Ed NT friend.

Calling things or people this without any real understanding of the term makes you look like a bigger retard than we could ever hope to be, please stop for your own sake.
Xx_1di0tPvP_xX: "this level is so aut1st1c it damn $uck$"
Voice of Reason "I believe it to be more of a player side issue rather than game side"
Xx_1di0tPvP_xX "shut the fuck up u autism too"
by foreverkurome July 7, 2021
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artistic differences

a euphemism used by a untalented musician when breaks up with his talented bandmates.
"You guys used to be such a riot! What happened?"
"Artistic differences."
by JohnnyLurg August 6, 2010
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Autistic High

Being so high, that you literally have developed an acute form of autism for the duration of the high.
She had smoked so much weed she had reachd Autistic High. She starting meowing and laughing uncontrollably with no idea as to what was causing the laughter.
by CrazytacoseatKz October 23, 2010
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Autism

To be too smart for your own brain to handle
The guy from rain man has autism
by Heliosjiee October 10, 2009
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artist

A person who knows no sleeps. They spend their days scribbling on a piece of paper wondering if they are good enough. Sometimes they will go outside, but not too long after they will retreat back inside their safe houses. They spend hours of their day telling themselves how much of a piece of trash they are and how they have no talent. If you meet one in person they will not speak nor will they spent much time in the outside. They are a rare type of person to see. If you find yourself inside their house you will see that is it filled with markers and paints and pencils and pens and sketchbooks from wall to wall. In their kitchen you will see coffee and energy drinks. That is what they thrive on. That is an artist.
That person looks like an artist. They look like they get no sleep so they have to be an artist.
by I’m an artist. May 12, 2020
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