The "Australian Brain Freeze" is the sex act of putting an ice cube in a vagina. It's named after Australia because Australia is known as the land down under.
by BubblesØ6 May 22, 2024
by Monty099 September 01, 2023
When 2 consenting adults have sex and the male wiggles his penis like a aardvark mouth then puts in and out of the females coochie for 5 secs really fast and then randomly anally abolishes the women.
Male:.....slithering penis.
Female:Whatchu doing
Male:........
Female:ahhhhh you just Australian anus aardvarked me now my bunghole fell off.
Female:Whatchu doing
Male:........
Female:ahhhhh you just Australian anus aardvarked me now my bunghole fell off.
by Doubledeckerdaggerdick May 09, 2019
When a male ejaculates into the center of his partners back and has it slide down their partners back, down the butt-crack where it is then slurped up by yourself or a third person.
Dude you should have seen it Chad had Jason give his girl an Australian Waterslide at the Party last night.
by 95Nobody23 May 09, 2023
A gronk who will make you want to gouge your eyes out. You can bully a cunt and they will just watch but wear grey socks on a white sock day you'll get fucking sent to the rape dungeon for the teachers to sate their sick child vore fantasies.
Bill: Hey Jimmy you fucking retarded ass bitch I'm gonna rape your fucking mum.
Teacher: *Walks by and watches the encounter happen*
Australian Teachers: JIMMY IS THAT A LOGO ON YOUR FUCKING SOCK GET TO THE DUNGEON. Bill sweetheart you're almost late to class! Get a move on please munchkin.
Teacher: *Walks by and watches the encounter happen*
Australian Teachers: JIMMY IS THAT A LOGO ON YOUR FUCKING SOCK GET TO THE DUNGEON. Bill sweetheart you're almost late to class! Get a move on please munchkin.
by DarkOmega367 May 07, 2020
Jim's timing is off. He should be hitting base hits. Instead, he hits Australian home runs.
"Don't you mean Polish home runs?"
No, you can't say that anymore. It's now an Australian home run. Get it? Because Australia is on the other side of the world?
"Hahaha, good one"
"Don't you mean Polish home runs?"
No, you can't say that anymore. It's now an Australian home run. Get it? Because Australia is on the other side of the world?
"Hahaha, good one"
by Ollie Churpuzzi April 26, 2021
by mamamusa June 04, 2017