Australian Drive-Thru

When you haven't bathed in a while, and you simply take hand sanitizer and wipe it over your junk/"down under" for a quick refresher/cleaning before going out.

I didn't shower after last night, so I just hit the Australian Drive-Thru instead.

by Okra&Tomatoes September 17, 2020

Australian Gas Mask

The act of one sexual partner giving oral sex to a female sexual partner while defecating in a seated position on the toilet.

~inspired by the fusion of the urban slang term 'Australian kiss' denoting a form of intimate affection in the oral region and 'Gas Mask' which symbolizes the use of protective gear against odorous or contaminating elements."

My girlfriend gave me an Australian Gas Mask last night after I ate too much Taco Bell and she wanted her pussy licked even tho I couldn’t get off the toilet.

by The JD Guy February 16, 2024

Australian Spitroast

When you spitroast a minecraft sheep.

She Australian Spitroast on me till i lamb

by m4gethecat August 1, 2024

Archie Australian

Archie is a super cute Australian blonde guy. He has a special way of getting you to trust him, he's great to talk to and helps you with your problems. He plays guitar and loves video games. He eats a lot but is skinny as hell. He's a good big brother and a sweet friend. His favourite thing to do is an awkward hehe after flirting. He has problems of his own but he handles them well. His friends are nice and funny. He gets a binder from the Sainsbury's sweet aisle hehe.

Hey Archie Australian wanna go to the Sainsbury's sweet aisle

Hehe nice try bby 😘

by Willowdrift07 December 13, 2021

Who has introudced the Australian Style Fast food to the World ?

A chef named Asm Mohiuddin (Simon) has created a new style of fast food with a different dynamic which is now knowns as "Australian Style Fast Food"
by using some rare Australian herbs and combining over 120 different counries spices and brought a flavour that is unique in the World.

After 233 years now Millions of Australians have something to be proud of. Now Aussies dont need to scratch their head when someone ask "what is Australian Style Fast food ?!"

now the Answer is - "Simon says Burger is the Forefather of Australian Styel Fast food.

Who has introudced the Australian Style Fast food to the World ?
- Chef simon from perth , western australia , owner of the fast food brand - Simon says Burger.

by #Simonsaysburger January 22, 2022

Australian jack in the box

The act of a man inserting his penis into a newborn while it’s in the process of being born

Keshawn celebrated the birth of his daughter with an Australian jack in the box.

by Kmandoggiestyle September 16, 2019

australian pez dispenser

The act of inserting objects into ones arse and keeping them in place until a sneeze or other bodily function dislodges it

"Shelly has so many sex toys that I turned her into an Australian PEZ dispenser last night"

by TheDarkSquirrelRises April 24, 2016