attest to arrest

Witness report

They solemnly attest to arrest.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

Boy Attentionosity

Your Walking Through The Park && You Know You Look Good, You Notice A group Of boys Perving at You. You Have Just recived Boy Attentionosity.

Girl#1: I Was Walking Up The Main Road The Other Day. High Heels.. Short Skirt.. Etc

Girl#2: yeah ? What Happened ?

Girl#1: I Got Alota Boy Attentionosity.

by MissLadyLuck February 26, 2009

attentipon

Wildcard action or subject

Don't make me go attentipon on you're ass!

by Anonymous October 20, 2003

attempted cornbread

when a Brandon anderson Gets Jetted up and pretends not to know something its called attempted cornbread.

What is attempted cornbread brandon? wobble wobble i dont know!

by TwistedMugzru September 9, 2010

attention shite

Also 'attention shit' for the world outside the UK and Ireland. An act of defecation by a pet dog or cat, designed to get the attention of the owner/master, who has done (or not done) something to annoy said pet.

Jesus! The cat's dropped an attention shite in the laundry hamper again! Did you forget to feed her!?

by Andy Sword January 25, 2011

Attention Mosh Pit

When with a group of 2 or more puppies, the event that occurs when they all vie for one's attention. When petting one dog, the other(s) climb on top of, nip, or otherwise hurt the first puppy, desperate for the attention of the person.

I was petting one of the puppies from Jade's litter when it turned in to an attention mosh pit - all the other puppies began fighting each other to be petted.

by I'm Really Not Okay July 4, 2011

Attendeficitis

A medical condition in 'normal' people that makes them susceptible to conform to ideas and motives caused by the conglomeration of thoughts and ideas between 2 or more people with Attention Deficit Disorder (ADD). When these people combine their disordered and slightly dysfunctional brain knowledge, verbose phrases and illogical ideas spew forth from their mouths, causing confusion and havoc around them. They may seem convincing and intelligent, but don't be tricked, it's the Attendeficitis affecting you.

My friends woke me up at 6 with their obnoxious talk about driving to Canada, which is 8 hours away. Before I knew it, I was in the car...driving us there. Attendeficitis at it's best.

by FTF, Lord of the Flow December 3, 2011