ADS

Advanced Dick Sucking, that entrepreneurship class or job that says lots of pc friendly shit but doesn't really say anything.
TLDR: State of the world.

anon1:Hey u going to ADS?
anon2:OFC gotta start early

by Gentoo Man November 18, 2021

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Out Ads

A description of a state of mind, your well being or location. Sometimes used as an excuse when there is no better one to be used. Typically used by one under the influence of alcohol.

"Where are you?" "Out ads."

by HemroidHarry October 4, 2021

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Refers to a fellow human whom you assign to click out of commercials that often randomly appear during YouTube videos; this would be for periods of time when you are unable to operate the mouse/touch-pad yourself, such as when you have to take a dump but don't wanna pause the interesting video you were watching, but instead want to keep listening to the presentation while you're pooping. Having this other person skip over the ads for you ensures that you won't have to teeth-grindingly suffer through many minutes of boring ads while you sit on da crapper waiting for the program to resume. This can work best for largely-speech-based videos such as tech-subject lectures/documentaries, where you don't need to always watch the screen to enjoy the program.

I'm on SSI Disability, so I often spend much of my time at home; occasionally my also-unemployed buddy owes me a few bucks, and so I "hire" him to come over each day and be my ad-skip assistant for a 25¢ credit per ad; he usually "pays off" his debt that way in just a couple weeks.

by QuacksO October 20, 2021

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Ad-verse

Adj.

To have a particular dislike for advertising.
A common mentality among the Gen-Z and Millenials.

By purchasing a premium ad-blocker to avoid YouTube ads, Tom made it clear that he was ad-verse.

by Chipped Coffee Mug September 8, 2021

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ADE

Average Dick Energy. A guy who’s penis isn’t so small that he has psychological issues due to insecurities, and isn’t big enough to have an overinflated self of self worth. Just average.

I was really attracted to his ADE. I felt like he’d make a good boyfriend.

Damn, he texted you back in a reasonable time frame? That’s some ADE!

by Jamielinn September 10, 2021

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