G-alarm

The sound one makes when there g-spot is being stimulated; Moaning; orgasm.

"My girlfriends G-alarm is so loud im glad she lives by herself"

by talroma December 9, 2008

dirty alara

When a slut, has sex in the bushes, and gets probably gets sticks up the ass

Boy: did you here what jarred did at the party on Friday

Boy: yeah I heard he is such a dirty Alara

by Cancer.puss bum September 1, 2021

alacrity

a werd 2 describe how 2 use ur skill in a game. alacrity teaches u how to cast da best stromz, how to own da most wit da humans, and how to peemp da socal ladiez. i tink its a noun but im not really sure :)

o ya well im gna use my alacrity and beat u.

FUK THE NEW PATCH IS OUT NOW I SHALL PWN ALL THOSE WHO STEP TO MY ALACRITY!!!

HnR)Alacrity

by Conor July 3, 2003

False Alarm

When your gaydar flares at the time of meeting someone, shortly followed by the time of meeting their (usually extremely attractive) opposite sex partner.

Danny: Hey Mark! I'm Danny, it's SO AMAZING TO MEET YOU! I have been told SO much about you! I can't believe I'm finally seeing you face-to-face. Oh my gosh, hold on right there, I'll be right back! There's someone you just HAVE to meet! *runs off squealing*

Mark: *to himself* This guy's such a flamer... I'd be embarrassed if I was that gay...

Danny: *returns, pulling on the hand of a beautiful young woman* Mark, I'd like you to meet my wife, Suzanne.

Suzanne: Why, hello, Mark. It's a pleasure to meet you.

Danny: *to himself* Well THAT was a false alarm...

by PunkRockHottie June 9, 2008

alarm poach

when you hear an alarm going off after you have had sex with a woman, you cum on her alarm, and then set it for ten minutes after you have left. when she hits the snooze button she has once again had your cum on her, hence leaving your mark on her and her clock...

Yo i totally gave her the alarm poach

by the twizzle January 2, 2008

five alarm chili

Nickname for a real hot and crazy gangstar in the nejghborhood. Generally someone who talks a lot and is known for his "hot-n-spicy" wit.

Yo, five alarm chili was like "Julian's ride would be a dope ride to pull some poon in, that is if he wasn't rockin it."

by bryant October 22, 2004

Irish Alarm Clock

when you're woken by involuntary bowel movements in the early hours of the morning after drinking too many pints of guinness

Don't worry, I've set my irish alarm clock.

by stoutlover August 31, 2010