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Alan

Yo were that Handsome Motherfucker Alan at?
by Stolemaperctf March 26, 2023
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Alan tracey

An ALAN TRACEY Is a - gay loser who has no real friends, just other gay losers online. An alan tracey enjoys talking about boring shit while nobody is paying attention but he or she doesn't mind they love the sound of their own stupid voice. Plays alot of video games.
Shut up alan tracey !
Oh god its alan!
Haha your ugly but not as ugly as alan tracey!
by Bigdickprick1999 August 12, 2017
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Jim Alan Dickson

Jim Alan Dickson: "I shat myself and it was gooey"
Person 2: "nigga is so cool"
by Fat Johnson June 10, 2024
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Alan

A middle aged, generously proportioned male netballer more than probably born in Scotland and raised in Dandenong.
Every time he wears that "GA" bib he looks like a real Alan.

What are the odds there are seven Alans available to make a team.

I bet that Alan shaves his armpits
by The Gazelle 16 August 22, 2023
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Alan David Schlong

1980s radio reporter who covered baseball for unhead station in New Jersey. Giant microphone reminiscent of horse's dick.
Oh, no, here comes Alan David Schlong with that giant microphone, what a schmutz.
by tirtle July 9, 2018
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Father alan

A nonce who loves to touch kids with pleasure
Ahh here he is father alan
by Dieinafire October 7, 2019
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