assfirmative action

The act of purposely lighting one's farts on fire while high on weed. Note: This can be extremely dangerous and should not be attempted unless super high.

Guy A: Hey we are so high right now....

Guy B: Im so high that i'm going to take an assfirmative action.
Guy A: Don't burn your ass off.

by lokkomokko January 24, 2010

affirmative action

affirmative action (U.S.), action taken to affirm an established policy; spec. positive action by employers to ensure that minority groups are not discriminated against during recruitment or employment - taken from oxford english dictionary

Affirmative Action is good. White ppl claims that it somehow makes life harder for them is totally wrong and is bull shit.

all the statistics prove that the affect it has on white ppl not gettin into jobs, colleges is not significant at all. very small.

it only gets attention because of the reason that it is rare and when it happens white ppl go up in arms n shit.

o yea im asian and yes affirmative action doesnt really do much for us either and yet i dont care.

by Dong Woo July 16, 2008

Sweet Action

A porn mag for girls!

Damn, that guy is gorgeous. I hope I see him in Sweet Action.

by Bitch_in_a_white_dress January 1, 2009

Affirmative action

A program in place to attempt to reverse 500 years of mediocre white men stealing labor, ideas and jobs from women and minorities worldwide. It also attempts to counteract the networks that kept really stupid, but white men in power.

"Did you see that stupid white guy?" Said Ms. Minority. "Yeah, he only got a job because his of father got him in." replied Ms. Friend. "Yeah, that's 500 years of affirmative action and he still couldn't get a job based on his merits?" Said Ms. Minority. "That's right, they can't fire him so they just keep moving him around."

by Thinker012345 March 29, 2015

peanut action

any negative situation; anything painful

That rollercoaster has break your spine peanut action!!

by Amanda Leigh Phillips April 8, 2003

wiccan action

The act of using witchcraft or magic, possibly with vengeful results. From the corruption of the phrase "wicking action"

Guild Wars User:"Those Charr won't die, time for some wiccan action!" <puts hex on charr>

by Braveheart's thirst for blood June 11, 2006

finger action

The action that is often used when taunting Lesbian Ruth during the Lesbian Ruth song.

The whole right fist is clenched except for the little finger which begins erect. The little finger is slowly clenched while making the noise 'puuuuueeewwww' with ones mouth.

This is to symbolise the effect Lesbian Ruth has on some men.

*finger action* puuuueeewwwww

by Cessticles December 17, 2009