wet somebody

From New York City rap, to wet somebody is to kill them, or wound them.

I'm so pissed off that I'm gonna go wet somebody tonight.

by Old Hoss December 07, 2016

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wet the monkey

To perform a sexual act involving male genitalia that are moistened by any substance, especially by, ahem, natural lubrication.

I haven't wet the monkey in FOREVER. I'm seriously pining.

Dude, you wet the monkey when you're by yourself? That takes a lot of effort. I normally keep it dry.

by Garr Fizlock March 05, 2009

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Wet Dolphin

A douche put in a males rectum and released/ Squeezed/ opened right before he achieves orgasm.

Bob wondered if a Wet Dolphin would have a similiar effect as a prostate massage.

by Mr. S Burns June 19, 2011

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wet landini

when you jack off and take a shit at the same time in a public restroom.

I'm too fucking busy to dump and pull, so I took a wet landini.

by Danny Ponder March 20, 2004

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Wet Dylan

First conceived by the Renaissance painter and philanthropist Dylan L'Goulange, a wet Dylan begins when someone eats a large, predominately corn-filled burrito. After consuming the burrito, the "Dylan" must approach an elderly stranger on the street, preferably one with disabilities. After convincing the stranger to lay on their back by promising them free hard candy, the Dylan must insert a funnel into the victims mouth. The assailant should then tear a hole in the back of their pants and sit on the funnel, whilst screaming "Wu Tang Clan" aint nuthin to fuck wit", and begin releasing explosive diarrhea into the victims mouth. The elderly victim must then be helped to their feet and promptly punched in the stomach until they release the diarrhea.

The victim should then be invited to Applebees© for a reasonably priced meal, and then dickslapped by a group of homeless men drinking Mad Dog 20/20 Electric Melon flavor.

Guy: "Did you hear what happened to Scott's Grandma?"
Other Guy: "No, but I heard she went to Applebees the other day, so she can't be doing that bad."
Guy: "She got Wet Dylaned man, the Applebees part was just so she could get dickslapped by a bunch of homeless guys."
Other Guy: "At least she got an affordably priced, fresh and delicious meal out of it."
Guy: "Are you fucking serious? She got diarrhea raped and dickslapped by a bunch of homeless guys."
Other Guy: "Yeah but, Applebees has such wonderful appetizers and their burgers are delicious."

by Corbin Omega February 08, 2011

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