When one tries to have sex with anyone resembling the look of a turkey. Usually a very mature person with the small amount of skin hanging from their neck. Also having a small body.
Dave: Did you see Ron last night?
Rowan: No, why?
Dave: He hit the retirement home and did a little turkey screwing!
Rowan: Eww... Ron's nasty..
Rowan: No, why?
Dave: He hit the retirement home and did a little turkey screwing!
Rowan: Eww... Ron's nasty..
by ShilohGenerals83 October 24, 2008
Get the Turkey screwingmug. by Yung shaq March 5, 2016
Get the naked turkeymug. Hand motion in which you use when you say something is fantasctic.
You have to use both of your hands. hold up one of your hands like your giving someone a high five but they are standing to one side of you (your right or left) Then take your other hand and make it a thumbs up and make sure your thumb is facing outwards away from you. put the thumbs sideways onto your other palm. its so your pinky is touching your open palm.
You have to use both of your hands. hold up one of your hands like your giving someone a high five but they are standing to one side of you (your right or left) Then take your other hand and make it a thumbs up and make sure your thumb is facing outwards away from you. put the thumbs sideways onto your other palm. its so your pinky is touching your open palm.
by Cassandra Winkleberry December 13, 2007
Get the fantastic turkeymug. Fine dining for all. Superb cuisine usually regulated for the wealthy. However pubis can be enjoyed by all walks of life. Slang for something that is delightfully tasty yet sexually enticing.
by Gaping Boiz of ATX May 22, 2023
Get the Turkey Pubismug. When a man pulls his scrotum down to resemble a turkeys caruncle (wattle). He then uses a zester to remove the outer layer of skin and then dunk his sack into the hot sauce of his choice. He will then make the noises of an angry Turkey.
by Sir Dripsalot November 4, 2019
Get the Spicy Turkeymug. by jurktheturk May 9, 2022
Get the Jurkin the Turkeymug. A variant of the Turkey handshake fail, where confusion between whether a handshake or a fist bump will be played leads to an accidental fist-palm. This new handshake takes that idea and doubles it, and makes it intentional. The first individual holds out a fist, the second person open palm slaps the fist in a downward fashion; the second person then makes a fist, and the first individual slaps the fist in a downward fashion.
John showed us that it was possible to recover from the fatal Turkey Shake by doubling down with the Double Turkey.
by johnny mc awesome May 31, 2015
Get the The Double Turkeymug.