fat tub of shit

an absolute fucking truck who never puts down the fork. stop fucking eating fat cunt.

Zok, put down the twinkie, that's your 8th one you fat tub of shit. Stop raping little boys.

by blackmonke21 April 16, 2024

Tub

A 20 dollar bill, called a tub due to the fact that Harriet Tubman is on it.

Hey bro can you spot me a tub for the Micky Ds

by Aljob8spoofard January 26, 2021

Croydon hot tub

Similar to a regular hot tub (guy shits in girl's pussy, and fucks the shit out), but the guy and girl are related

My cousin's pussy smelled like dead animals when I ate her out, so I gave her a croydon hot tub

I gave my sister a croydon hot tub, and now I got an infection in my pee hole

by Girth Dickson August 10, 2017

Tub Coffee

Coffee that one enjoys in the tub and or shower. A tub coffee is traditionally black coffee but can we enjoyed as any kind of coffee.

The was a good cup of tub coffee

by funny haha kid March 16, 2021

Tubbing

Having sex with a fat girl a bath full of beans

Hi Judith do you fancy tubbing tonight and I will bring the beans

by Bob shackles February 5, 2021

Oregon Hot Tub

Heating a body of water using flatulence

“I’m going to turn this pool into an Oregon Hot Tub”

by BoboRitch June 12, 2018

Kody tub cream

When your name is Kody and you sit on your butt in an empty tub, take 2 cups of imigrant throw-up, and jerk off with it. Then when you finish. Mix it with the puke and put it in a squeeze bottle and leave it on the condiments table at Moe's.

Hey Chris, wanna go to Moe's? I'm starving.

Sure! I love their condiments.. the Kody tub cream is yummy!!

by Tub rub December 12, 2021