Simeon Baker

An individual who will sabotage and betray you

Simeon Baker left me at the football field.

by some_real definitions August 25, 2022

double bakers dozen

When you proceed to throw back a double bakers dozen of beers with the boys. Typically involves drinking the local beer, namely coors banquet while in denver

After last nights bar crawl we should run it back on the double bakers dozen

by ShitmalianHunterXXX December 20, 2024

A Baker's Dozen

A state of having so many women interested in you that a dozen would be an understatement. Therefore, it is known that you have a "Baker's Dozen" women

"Look at David go! That guy's got A Baker's Dozen! Girls just can't get enough of him"

by mouseman956 January 05, 2025

Harvey Baker

Mango is him. He is the only Mango man

This is a Harvey Baker

by harveybaker June 15, 2022

Harvey baker

Dark hair dark eyed. He will play for nfl but have a cocane overdose and will live on the streets until death. He was going to come out before he died. No one turned up to his funeral and he rotted in his coffin.

Have you seen that homeless person, he is a Harvey baker

by 69anonymousdifjfj March 28, 2019

Hana the baker

A swaggy baker who is short and swag.

Are you a Hana the baker?

by _m1ku_ March 08, 2021

shaun baker

A person who is with a ria Acton and loves to wear Jordan's

person 1: just saw that shaun baker

person 2: same was he wearing jordans

person 1: yes

by mrpoopybuthole4848 January 30, 2022