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Twinkie

Twinkies are awesome. Some people like how they taste.
My twinkie really hurts mommy!
by RESERS29 April 4, 2022
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Twinkie

by Hhhhhhhrrrrrrrnnnnnngggg March 23, 2020
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Twinkie

A overweight gay man who is in there 20’s who has a feminine appearance.
You fucking Twinkie
by Baseplate_ June 11, 2022
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Polish Twinkie

When you you unexpectedly jizz inside your pants and you need to hide it.
Dude, I got a lap dance and she was so good I was carrying around a Polish Twinkie
by GirthBrooks2001 September 28, 2023
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Twinkies

The bare breasts of a woman with a strong tan line. Golden outside, white inside.
It was clear that she had spent some time at the beach when she took off her bra and revealed a very nice pair of Twinkies.
by ElephantEight September 26, 2022
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Employed twinkie~

Employed twinkie~ - ɪmˈplɔɪd ˈtwɪŋki~:

noun, adj.
Plr: Employed twinkies~

A, typically male identifying, person who presents an exterior of a certain level of dignity, coldness and class despite having a weird, often times extremely freaky and flirty, personality that is only revealed to people of trust.

The origin of these terms are unknown though the earliest edition replaces "twinkie" with "twinsie".
The term is to be used in a non formal manner to describe a close friend or a person of authority.
"He sat upon his throne, high above the ground, Heflin snickered, "He's such an employed twinkie!" He whispered to Gregory with a smile on his face"
"I don't know why he's like that ..., me and him are employed twinkies for life."
"The principal is formal, the principal after saying hi to him: Absurd image of said principal"
"Love our fellow employed twinkie~ at aisle 4"
by B.A.A. November 25, 2025
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Deep Fried Twinkie

The act of busting a fat nut inside your girls wet cunt and then after you fill her up like a Twinkie you splash hot oil all over her sloppy pussy.
Hey Gavin, you should’ve seen the load of jizz bellowing out of that Deep Fried Twinkie I gave your girl last night.
by MissMonk April 19, 2021
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