naked turkey

After you shave your dick and it looks like the neck of a turkey

Dude I fucked her with my naked turkey

by Yung shaq March 5, 2016

Turkey screwing

When one tries to have sex with anyone resembling the look of a turkey. Usually a very mature person with the small amount of skin hanging from their neck. Also having a small body.

Dave: Did you see Ron last night?
Rowan: No, why?
Dave: He hit the retirement home and did a little turkey screwing!
Rowan: Eww... Ron's nasty..

by ShilohGenerals83 October 24, 2008

Turkey Pubis

Fine dining for all. Superb cuisine usually regulated for the wealthy. However pubis can be enjoyed by all walks of life. Slang for something that is delightfully tasty yet sexually enticing.

Bro the turkey pubis is plentiful tonigh, t I'm going to put it in manually.

by Gaping Boiz of ATX May 22, 2023

pubescent turkey

Someone who is being immature or trying to act older than they actually are; it can also be used as comeback in almost every situation possible

Example A:

*12 year old boy tries to act 14*

You pubescent turkey, get a fucking life.

Example B:

Person: Leo you fucking piece of bread.

You (Leo): You pubescent turkey don't fucking talk to me.

*curse words such as ass or fucking can be inserted between "pubescent" and "turkey"

Example C:

Person: Laura you're being a bitch.

You (Laura): You pubescent ass turkey get the fuck away from me.

by saltyturkey May 27, 2016

Dirty Turkey

Loves to consume children at 5:00 am,most likely to eat infants.

Damn,did she just eat Timmy,what a dirty turkey.

by Bhaddie..tbh May 26, 2020

Loose turkey

A loose ass

Damn your girlfriends got a nice tight ass but you got a loose turkey!!!

by Lex looger December 20, 2019

Pulling a Turkeys

to choke, to lose, to get one's ass kicked, to fail, to recieve a beatdown, to leave points on the bench.

"That loser really got his ass kicked in the big game."

"Yeah man, thats what you call Pulling a Turkeys."

"Fo sho."

by TeaOwe January 13, 2009