Irish Panda

When a pale skinned person spends the whole day out in the sun while wearing sunglasses the entire time. At the end of the day the persons face will be sunburned except for the circles around their eyes where the sunglasses were, keeping them nice and pale, resembling the circles around the eyes of a Panda Bear.

Dude, your roasted.
Yeah, but I was wearing sunglasses.

I see that, you look like an Irish Panda

by NankerPheldge May 27, 2023

Panda Express

Literally an Asian chick-fil-a
(Not trying to offend)

Guy 1: let's go eat Panda Express!!!
Guy 2:isn't that place basically chick-fil-a served by non Asian people
Guy 1: But it's good
Guy 2:that's not the point

by Anonymous skkskdkdskwnwkodfknf May 27, 2017

Pudgy panda

Someone who used to work out a lot but now just has flabs instead of abs

Arnold Schwarzenegger is becoming a pudgy panda.

by Bulletproofhobi September 4, 2015

Panda-traffic

A grouping of vehicles (usually driving on a motorway) that has become 'stuck' precisely at the speed limit due to the presence of a police car travelling on the same road.

Whilst stuck in Panda-traffic, motorists' behaviour changes significantly, mainly due to temporarily no longer being able to break the speed limit. Motorists also become stuck in their lanes and generally behave more courteously compared with 'normal' traffic conditions (ie no police companion).

Journeys that incorporate a Panda-traffic encounter usually last significantly longer than they otherwise would.

Once the Police car has exited the motorway, normal driving conditions resume immediately.

"Sorry I'm late. I would have been here two hours ago but got stuck in Panda-traffic on the M1"

by Merchantmoo January 16, 2014

Panda Pull

When you have a deep need for Panda Express.

Fuck living right off Cohasset, the Panda Pull is strong as FUCK right now.

by Panda Pull September 18, 2014

bruh panda

Bruh panda is a amazing youtuber he is very talented at 11 years old and he is cool,awesome,Cringe and amazing if you ever see him you should dab

I am so exited to see bruh pandas video coming out in 2 minutes

by Roccodabeast June 17, 2018

Panda On Top!

Normally a word used to call yourself a retard or single you like child games at an adult age. People that normally say this just want attention and take child games really seriously. It may also signal that you should feel bad for them anytime they unironically say this.

Amarion shouts "Lol! Panda On Top!" in a depressed tone after immediately being shunned and joked by his friends. Amarion just wanted empathy and wanted to be acknowledged for his sadness.

by ok 11 December 31, 2020