Rub it on like a jar of mayonnaise

lather each other (you and your partner) up in mayonnaise and spank each other while engaging in amazing sex

Person 1: Hey, I wanna try something new today..
Person 2: What did you have in mind??
Person 1: I wanted to try Rub it on like a jar of mayonnaise today..
Person 2: I'll get the mayonnaise!

by MAYONNAISE RUBBER 69 June 11, 2018

Tard jar

A short bus. A shortened school bus for special needs children.

Check out all them reerees cramming into that tard jar. What kind of shitty field trip could they be going on?

by behebojo September 12, 2022

Jarring

Mr St. John’s favourite word, meaning greatly contrasting or anything else he wants it to mean.

Maccie B’s character development was bare jarring innit

by cardi b hehe April 27, 2022

Fat Lady Dump Jar

A container used to capture explosive vaginal ejaculate from an orgasming obese woman.

Greg and Chris did not want to ruin the carpet when they tag teamed Brad’s mom so they bought an extra Fat Lady Dump Jar to catch all her queef rain.

by crjoker May 7, 2022

Jarring

Someone that talks too much or just talk the most nonsense

That teacher is soo jarring

by mswiththedefs November 16, 2022

sub lt jar

A really annoying person who’s a bit of a freak

Person 1: ‘Oi, help me carry this box I’m about to drop it’
Person 2: ‘no lol get good’
Person 1: ‘such a sub lt jar’

by Local Vietnam vet September 22, 2022

Jar Jar Binks

Jar Jar Binks is a fictional character from Star Wars played by Ahmed Best. His most famous phrase is, Mesa called Jar Jar Binks, mesa your humble servant,"

Tom: Ay, you know bout that Jar Jar Binks kid?

by FrostKing September 26, 2022